What happened to all the smut talk here???

[WoodlandParkPunk]

Where is DearGod etc.... Where is the sex talk and raunchiness??
This is getting stale.

[phillyidol]

Fuck! (ok, I did my part)






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[Bitter Almonds]

<p align="justify">I just realised what a disgustingly beautiful sex act the d.p. is. I blame Kevin Smith's [i]Chasing Amy[/i] for it[}:)]

[DonGately]

Here's twenty things said during football broadcasts that sound dirty (taken from http://www.tasgreetings.com/football.htm):

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around
11. He had to stretch to get it in
10. He's got great hands
9. He blows them off (at the line)
8. He bangs it in
7. He could go all the way
6. He gets it off just in time
5. He goes deep
4. He found a hole and slid through it
3. He pounds it in
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He gets penetration into the backfield

[enzfan]

Has anyone ever sported wood in church?

[manekineko]

It's because I'm not posting much these days. Here you go...

Tossed salad. Wheat Thins. Naked Twister with Wesson Oil. Sounds appetizing, yes?

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[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by manekineko[/i]
<br>It's because I'm not posting much these days. Here you go...

Tossed salad. Wheat Thins. Naked Twister with Wesson Oil. Sounds appetizing, yes?

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LOL! Everytime I hear/read Twister I see that pic of the guy with the skidmark.


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[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>Has anyone ever sported wood in church?
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Yes. This is a terrible admission. Me and my high school buddies that were Catholic would so dread going to church that we went together to at least kill some time and play this little game we had. While the communion line went by, we'd judge who we'd be willing to sleep with and not. The rules were they had to be female (we weren't priests for chrissakes) and of child-bearing age (too many old ladies...yeesh).

The catch was that you had to pick from 5 people at a time and if you didn't pick someone by 5, you'd have to "sleep" with that 5th person no matter who. It was brutal, it forced you to make some borderline choices just in case you got to 5 and got nailed with a beast. So it was like "1...2...Do...1...Do...1...2...3...4...uhoh...do, ack!" Of course if a one of those families with like 10 daughters went by, we'd be like "Do...Do...Do...Do...", even to the hot mom!

And of course thinking about all that...yada, yada, yada, yada... [:I]

[manekineko]

<barf> We have MAS to thank for that mental image. I gotta go sanitize the Twister mat now.

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[MARV]

I think I missed that image. Was it anything like this?

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F*CKING NASTY [V]

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[Mechi]

Go, clean it quickly Mane...

We do need a bit of spice here in the NWO. Somehting like a "what's you fav position?" or "how much do you last???" thread.

Of course, I'm just reading themmm... I'm an angel. [;)]





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[glokstadt]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Mechi[/i]
<br>Go, clean it quickly Mane...

We do need a bit of spice here in the NWO. Somehting like a "what's you fav position?" or "how much do you last???" thread.

Of course, I'm just reading themmm... I'm an angel. [;)]

LOL! [}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]





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[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>I think I missed that image. Was it anything like this?

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F*CKING NASTY [V]

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Thanks Marv...I really needed a refresher.

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[hexicon]

OK, I don't usually play this role, but I will step into the shoes (that would be the dominatrix boots) usually filled by some of our other female members.

I wanna tell you a little story, and it's all about my boobs (sung to tune of the Inmates' "Dirty Water").

So I am blessed with a nice set of 34 Bs. As a teenager I longed for a big ol' rack but lately I've been thankful that am more modestly endowed. They're still pointing the right way (at 40!), so I can go without a bra if I want, but I can set some pretty nice cleavage in a push-up bra and the right top or dress.

Mr. Hex and I went to the opera last week. In general, my daily attire is pretty modest (a lot of J. Crew.) but since it was an evening event I dressed up. I wore a black silk satin suit with a low-cut hot pink top. I picked the top out only because it matched my hot pink silk shoes, and I'd had it altered to raise the neckline, but turned out it was still pretty low. I had on the Wonder Bra, so I was getting some nice curves coming up out of the low neckline, and I noticed I was getting some male attention, starting at dinner and then between acts at the show.

As I was walking to the ladies' at intermission, I approached a middle-aged couple (note that my definition of middle aged has changed since I hit 40, so I mean at least 10 years older than I am) and the man took a long gander at the decolletage. As I passed, his wife smacked him with her pocketbook and said, "Don't be ridiculous--those aren't real!"

So I guess my real boobs look good enough to be fake. Erm, thanks . . . I guess. [:I] Back to the crew necks, for a while! [:D]

[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by hexicon[/i]
<br>OK, I don't usually play this role, but I will step into the shoes (that would be the dominatrix boots) usually filled by some of our other female members.

I wanna tell you a little story, and it's all about my boobs (sung to tune of the Inmates' "Dirty Water").

So I am blessed with a nice set of 34 Bs. As a teenager I longed for a big ol' rack but lately I've been thankful that am more modestly endowed. They're still pointing the right way (at 40!), so I can go without a bra if I want, but I can set some pretty nice cleavage in a push-up bra and the right top or dress.

Mr. Hex and I went to the opera last week. In general, my daily attire is pretty modest (a lot of J. Crew.) but since it was an evening event I dressed up. I wore a black silk satin suit with a low-cut hot pink top. I picked the top out only because it matched my hot pink silk shoes, and I'd had it altered to raise the neckline, but turned out it was still pretty low. I had on the Wonder Bra, so I was getting some nice curves coming up out of the low neckline, and I noticed I was getting some male attention, starting at dinner and then between acts at the show.

As I was walking to the ladies' at intermission, I approached a middle-aged couple (note that my definition of middle aged has changed since I hit 40, so I mean at least 10 years older than I am) and the man took a long gander at the decolletage. As I passed, his wife smacked him with her pocketbook and said, "Don't be ridiculous--those aren't real!"

So I guess my real boobs look good enough to be fake. Erm, thanks . . . I guess. [:I] Back to the crew necks, for a while! [:D]
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It's all just hearsay unless there are pics Hexicon. Phil is available for impromptu photoshoots.


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