"Where are the ... jokes?" wrote Rolling Stone. "How can any comedian get this famous with no jokes?"
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/1 ... index.html
I actually like the guy, he's just not that funny to me. I've seen many comics who are much funnier.
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Just like Dane Cook, except funny
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Just like Dane Cook, except funny
by coop41 » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:47 am
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by Bitter Almonds » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:30 pm
<p align="justify">danish cook can derelick me balls[}:)] Once Mitch kicked the bucket, I pretty much gave up watching stand-up. There are no more Lenny Bruces, Richard Pryors, Sam Kinison's, or even that dude - what's his name - Bill Hicks[}:)]
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by iposse » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:51 pm
I agree that Mitch Hedberg was the last great comedian out there...and Dane Cook doesn't have an ounce of creative talent. Some of my favorite Mitch jokes:
"I tried to walk into Target, but I missed."
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."
"The ultimate stocking stuffer is a severed foot."
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said screw that, I'll just get a tan instead."
"I tried to walk into Target, but I missed."
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."
"The ultimate stocking stuffer is a severed foot."
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said screw that, I'll just get a tan instead."
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