Annoying things that annoy only you.

[phillyidol]

YOU SAID COREY HEART!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAH!

[Otters Walk Among Us]

"I could care less." Really? How much less?

Smokers tossing their butts to the ground. I wish I could hand out a $500 littering ticket to every asshole I see doing that.

Gwen Stefani singing "It's My Life," and the 24-year-old in my office who, upon hearing the original, proclaimed "That's terrible." That I can't smack her upside the head is particularly annoying.

[Frau_Blucher]

Seeing Derek Jeter front row at tonight's Victoria Secret Fashion Show. "Charmed life" doesn't being to describe how dialed-in this guy is. Annoyed? Yeah. Jealous? Yup. F%cker. [:D]

[randy]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Wiggers! AAAAAAAH!


So Philly--Justin Timberlake annoys you?

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[marie3]

The gym teacher at my sons elementary school. The skinny ass whimp who won't take the kids outside for their rec time because it's a little cold outside. Because you are such an a**hole, my son broke his front tooth on the gym floor catching a football while you chatted up with whom ever. When he is called to tell me what happened, Mr. D has no f**king idea and stares at me with a blank face. I could kick his sweatpant wearing ass right now I am so pissed off. When I asked him why the kids weren't outside playing, he has the nads to say that if my son was outside he would have broken his leg not his tooth. And I am paying this guys salary. [:(!]

Thank you to Randy for starting this thread so I can vent.....

[randy]

Your welcome

Now how about those assholes that order a sandwich at a Dunkin Donuts drive thru!!! Inside you asshole so I can get my coffee and go!!!!!

[bob pompo]

To me, it is so irritating when you pick up the phone and there is someone screaming "who am I ? mmmmmmm? Oh come on,you know me...." and they won't shut the fuck up, no matter how hard you try to convince them that there is not a chance that you'll remember.

Also, rich old ladies in clothes shops, chasing after some poor employee, like they don't have anything else to do: "where is that brown sweater I saw ? Find it for me, NOW!" They think they are ENTITLED the world!

[phillyidol]

LOL! Old ladies? I work with them. I can give you a million things that drive me nuts. The worst? When I go to their apartment, ring the bell, and you hear the lock!!!1 They unlock the top lock...then lock the bottom lock. Pull on door a few times... click click...now they lock the top and unlock the bottom....try the door...then over and over and over. I keep telling them stop! Just do one...then they yell I'm confusing them and something is wrong with the door. Help I'm stuck, the door wont work. This happens at least once a day. Picture the look on my face when this goes on.

[djcraig]

When people don't understand that the lane furthest to the left is for FASTER traffic. Not for oblivious boneheads who are not even paying attention to the row of cars stacking up behind them in their rear view mirror.

Get the F out of the way!- if you want to drive slower or be inattentive, move to the right!

By the way, your left turn blinker is on and has been for several miles!

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[ExRat]

Probably a very common one: anyone who calls [i]me[/i] then puts [i]me[/i] on hold. While I can understand being put on hold if I call some business and they are busy (although it is still irritating), don't call me and then tell me I have to wait. I don't care if it's the lottery calling to tell me I've won a thousand bucks (I would probably hold for a million), it is an instant hang-up when that recording comes on after I answer the phone.

[bob pompo]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>LOL! Old ladies? I work with them. I can give you a million things that drive me nuts. The worst? When I go to their apartment, ring the bell, and you hear the lock!!!1 They unlock the top lock...then lock the bottom lock. Pull on door a few times... click click...now they lock the top and unlock the bottom....try the door...then over and over and over. I keep telling them stop! Just do one...then they yell I'm confusing them and something is wrong with the door. Help I'm stuck, the door wont work. This happens at least once a day. Picture the look on my face when this goes on.
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....three minutes now and still laughing! [:D]

[phillyidol]

LOL! And true. We were talking about it again at work today.

How about when I get to my first client, about 9 a.m., and the first thing they say? Your late! I usually laugh and say you do realize that its 9 in the morning right? But remember, they are up at 4 watching Matlock. So 9 am is afternoon to them.

[WolverineSyr]

Philly, I've been thinking of your story all day too - hilarious!
And you know...we'll probably be doing the exact same thing in 30 years or so...

[ben_at_work]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>LOL! Old ladies? I work with them. I can give you a million things that drive me nuts. The worst? When I go to their apartment, ring the bell, and you hear the lock!!!1 They unlock the top lock...then lock the bottom lock. Pull on door a few times... click click...now they lock the top and unlock the bottom....try the door...then over and over and over. I keep telling them stop! Just do one...then they yell I'm confusing them and something is wrong with the door. Help I'm stuck, the door wont work. This happens at least once a day. Picture the look on my face when this goes on.
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Too funny Phil.

I usually grow a beard during the winter and a few years ago i was walking to my Insurance company wearing a beanie, my army field jacket and about a weeks work of stubble on my face. I started across the cross walk and saw the old lady waiting for me to cross lock her door and reach across to lock the passanger door. [:D]I guess I did look a little rough around the edges. [:p]

[eight6]

Anti-bullying programs at school.

Are these dumbass things of any use at all? Seems to me they only teach some kids how to feed the egos of the jackass kids who do the bullying by submitting to them.

What's more, I love the forced smiles and niceness of the teachers/principal/vice principal when I ask some pointed questions on why my daughter is repeatedly being beaten on by a group of other girls. As some of you know, I have a certain way of presenting my opinion here, and apparently it translates quite nicely into spoken form.

The answer "Mr. eight6, they're only kids and are still learning proper behavior" sucks giant moose cock on many levels. (The royalty cheque is in the mail Philly)

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