Who is the "Master" of their Domain?

[SuNomi]

There are (surprisingly) many songs written about pleasuring oneself, with New Wave artists leading the pack. Of the more popular tunes, which...uh, holds up the best?

[Randall Roq]

Personally I'm pulling for Turning Japanese! [:D]

[empyrean]

Oooohhh!!! This is very interesting. Ill go with...........

She Bop by Cyndi Lauper.

Is there a band called Master Bather???

[gnj1958]

What no "The Winker's Song (Misprint)" by Ivor Biggun?

[circemuse]

When "She-Bop" came out, it was a total scandal in my east TN town. My friends parents banned Cyndi from their houses. Hi-larious! Ah, we were such innocents then.

[TragicMagic]

^ "I don't even understand.." [;)]

Went with turning Japense.. purely because to this day, some people still don't beleive me when I tell them what it's really about... some people need to get with the program! hehe

TM

[birdmadgirl]

I've never heard that "Close to Me" is about THAT.

Yipes.

My kids sing along to that in the car. [:0]

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[plagiarism]

[quote][i]Originally posted by TragicMagic[/i]
<br>^ "I don't even understand.." [;)]

Went with turning Japense.. purely because to this day, some people still don't beleive me when I tell them what it's really about... some people need to get with the program! hehe

TM

[/quote]

Maybe "Turning Japanese" is about masturbation, maybe not.

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I went with "Blister"

[highway1pch]

Yikes! Some of these I never thought of as...

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[glokstadt]

Went with the Power Pop classic! [:p]



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[Mechi]

Never thought Close To Me was about pleasuring yourself... I thought it certainly was about being nervous before having sex.
Went with New Order... I mean I'd never sing "I touch myself" or anything of a sort and I do sing "tonight I should have stayed at home...".

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[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by glokstadt[/i]
<br>Went with the Power Pop classic! [:p]
[/quote]
I thought we're talking power Bop classics. [:o)]

Hard to [i]beat[/i] "Turning Japanese" on this list, but The Waitresses "Pocket Pool" deserves a [i]whack[/i]. Among modern tracks, The Dresden Dolls "Coin Operated Boy" deserves a good [i]hand[/i] for keeping the theme alive and well.

[coop41]

I'M OUT!!


oops......


Uh Blir, didn't Killer Pussy do Pocket Pool?

[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>Uh Blir, didn't Killer Pussy do Pocket Pool?
[/quote]
Man, I am ALL messed up today, though you would think there'd be no Pocket Pool with Killer Pussy around!

[coop41]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>Uh Blir, didn't Killer Pussy do Pocket Pool?
[/quote]
Man, I am ALL messed up today, though you would think there'd be no Pocket Pool with Killer Pussy around!
[/quote]

they actually were fixated on the topic:
Dildo Desire
Pocket pool
Pump-rama
Pepperoni Ice Cream