First Date

[MARV]

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not!!! We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the
prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a
day trip (no overnight). They were ; strangers, after all, and truly ha d
never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the
road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she
quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In
the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about
was the relief she felt d espite the rather embarrassing nature of the
situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles immediately came to mind ; as she attempted to disengage her flesh
from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they al so were faced with
a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her
into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there
was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that
should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."

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[Cadman68]

[:D][:D][:D] Too Funny!

[marie3]

Did they go out again? [:D]

[phillyidol]

That is great! I have another one I read about. This girl goes out with a guy and is meeting his parents for the first time. After meeting them, she goes to use the bathroom. She finds that it is right next to the dining room where everyone was. And worse, there was no lock on the door. So the girl desides to... sit on the sink and go while she has a foot up against the door. She drops drawrs, sits on the sink, puts her feet up on the door....,then slips back into the sink which then comes off the wall! She goes head first into the door and gets knocked out. The parents hear all the trouble and rush to the bathroom. There they find the new girlfriend, out cold on the floor, no pants on, water everywhere, busted sink. Nice introduction to the family!

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[scramjet]

snopes calls this an urban legend:

http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/frozen.asp

[marie3]

Hey!
You mean it's not true? [;)]

[scramjet]

All I know is what I read on the internet...

[MARV]

I think the point of this story was for its humorous content and not necessarily its historical accuracy and maybe not even for its plausibility [B)] But it's good to know that it's not true [;)]

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