Funniest Song Titles

[TragicMagic]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]
<br>Sorry to be an anal cunt here, but it's actually "Kimono My House"[:D]
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Spelling error obviously. I hate blowing pinchlines. [B)]
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"anal cunt" in itself is an odd visualisation [:D]

TM

[empyrean]

i find this funny

Cow - Gene Loves Jezebel [:D]


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[wherewereuin82]

I've got a few more now that I've had chance to think about it:

Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod
X - Johnny Hit And Run Paulene
The Monks - Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
New Musik - Dead Fish (Don't Swim Home)
and I always laugh when I hear
Stiff Little Fingers - No Sleep Til Belfast

Maybe not as risque as the others, but I'm only a girl.

"Being A Crabby Bitch Is Part Of My Charm"

[mhochuli]

OMG, I hadn't heard or thought of that song -

"Dead Fish Don't Swim Home"

in a long, long time! Thanks for bringing back a great memory!!!
I just love that song!

[club80]

How could I have forgotten?
Splodgenessabounds' "Michael Booth's Talking Bum".

[mhochuli]

Robyn Hitchcock's:

Uncorrected Personality Traits
The Man With the Lightbulb Head
Do Policemen Sing?
Globe of Frogs

[KYYX4ever]

Sparks - Angst In My Pants, & Dance, Goddamnit

The Cramps - I Can't Find My Mind

[tenohtwo]

The Dead Milkmen - Takin' Retards To The Zoo
Richard Hell - Love Comes In Spurts
Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
Smiths - Vicar In A Tutu

Kinda hard to think of the good ones at work..

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[mhochuli]

Jonathan Richman's:

Abominable Snowman in the Market
Dodge Veg-O-Matic
Hey There Little Insect

[Ollie Stench]

My band played a show a few weeks ago and I decided to re-name all of our songs because I was bored. I announced all of the new titles, here are the 3 I remember:

- Hipster Kids Suck At Karate Because They Won't Give Up Their White Belts

- All The Cool Ramones Are Still Alive

- I'm Fat And I'm Old But I Still Wear Leather Pants (Skateboarding Is Too Much Like Exercise, Let's Go Bowling)

[jimmi]

"Fish Heads"
(Loved the video too)[:D]

[tileboy]

Camper van Beethoven-Take the Skinheads Bowling
Squeeze-Wild Sewerage Tickles Brazil
Cramps- Bikini Girls with Machine Guns

[mgmlion]

The Dead Milkmen had a bunch. One of my favorites was around the time of Sting's first solo record: "If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire".

[Mechi]

Spongebob And Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall Of Energy- The Flaming Lips


http://www.fotolog.com/mechi2mechi

[wherewereuin82]

Funny how the names of songs start coming back to you.

How about The Cramps - Journey To The Center Of A Girl

"Being A Crabby Bitch Is Part Of My Charm"