Your favorite sayings

[Frau_Blucher]

No, not "you fat stupid f@ck" or even anything to do with c*ntflaps. An oldie from dear ole mom:

"Keep an open mind...but not so much so the wind blows freely through it."

[shovelbum]

What my mother doesn't know won't hurt me.

"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

[birdmadgirl]

From my aunt: "Suck it up, deal with it and drive on."

[zill]

If you can stand the smell, you've got her licked!

[Stuck In The Eighties]

Help anyone that you can help. Those you can't help, don't hurt.

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My 80's internet station:http://www.lala.com/frontend/action/playlist?playlistToken=8489P112

[marie3]

"If your gonna dance, you have to pay the fiddler"

"Treat people the way you want to be treated"

And my moms famous, "He has more money then carter has pills"

[n/a25]

I fart in your general direction!

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[edisonoside]

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
-Mark Twain-

[hexicon]

Some classics from my childhood:

Talk is cheap. Whiskey costs money.

Get out of bed and [wash the carl/clean your room/do the dishes, etc]! I'm not running a rest home for broken down whores!

You've got a battleship mouth and a canary ass.

Then, there's my favorite motivational speech. Funny thing, when I tried it at the last staff meeting it didn't go over so well.
1. Everybody fights.
2. Nobody quits.
3. If you don't do your job I'll shoot you myself.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

[phillyidol]

It smells in here like someones boiling feet in someones ass.
(I have my own unique way of expressing myself)

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[NuWaveRx]

My father tried to make it practical with his words of wisdom. Pearls like:

"Always pull your pants up in a public toliet BEFORE you flush"

"If the horn works but the car won't start, it isn't the battery"

"What "could" have happened, did. Don't worry it further"

"Don't let your resume weigh down your grave"

"If a man comes up to you with a pack of cards and bets you $100 that he can make the Jack of Clubs jump up from that deck and squirt cider in your ear, don't take the bet unless you want to be $100 poorer with an ear full of cider"

Things like that have stood me in good stead over the years.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

[quote][i]Originally posted by NuWaveRx[/i]


"If a man comes up to you with a pack of cards and bets you $100 that he can make the Jack of Clubs jump up from that deck and squirt cider in your ear, don't take the bet unless you want to be $100 poorer with an ear full of cider"

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Love it! I can't wait to use this one.

[Bitter Almonds]

<p align="justify">"Fuck it."

"Balls it."

[wherewereuin82]

One of my favourites:

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

"Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff And Don't Pet The Sweaty Stuff"