The F-cking Squirrels are back!

[phillyidol]

Reilly I have a dog. A big one. They actually stay just out of reach and then when the dog comes in they go wild.

Coop, you are so on the money it is scary. I can't let anything go. I am working on it in life and I am making some progress. Its just the squirrels are my breaking point. They are my little demons. I can spend hours fixing my yard and in one hour while I rest, they wreck it. This is war! Or I'll just take another pain killer...that works.

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[cookie]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>I'm thinking of getting rid of the grass and using stones and plants. It just looks horrible when they take apart the grass and leave huge holes.
And BTW, I already used the hose! This one was sitting on my fence right next to me so I blasted him in the face with the water. He was back in minutes. I'm thinking of dressing in a squirrel costume and just beating the hell out of them when they come to say hi.

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Maybe the squirrels are thinking it's a water park and are coming back for the entertainment. Hell, I am finding this entertaining.

[phillyidol]

LOL! You would laugh even harder if you saw me in action. I could be on the phone with the white house or having coffee with the pope but if I see a squirrel digging in my yard I spring into action. I would spit out my coffee in the popes face and grab a bat on my way outside. (all while yelling son of a bitch!) I swear they are laughing.

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[i_like_lectric_motors]

I'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet because I haven't really keeping up with the threads, but here's the solution to your problem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WOfyRG_ ... d%3D567616

[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>I'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet because I haven't really keeping up with the threads, but here's the solution to your problem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WOfyRG_ ... d%3D567616



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Sheer genius. It makes my high pressure hose thing pale in comparison.

[marie3]

OMG! I have to make one of those contraptions.

Do you think it will work for cats too? [}:)]

[coop41]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>I'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet because I haven't really keeping up with the threads, but here's the solution to your problem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WOfyRG_ ... d%3D567616



[/quote]


Dang, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. You know Philly is hard at work on his version.

[birdmadgirl]

I wonder if I could rig up something similar to take care of my neighbor's kids...

[cookie]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>I'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet because I haven't really keeping up with the threads, but here's the solution to your problem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WOfyRG_ ... d%3D567616



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Motors!!!! You rule! That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

[phillyidol]

Coop, once again you hit it on the head. You must know me. My version is called "the squirra-capult". It is like a siege machine from days of yor. I was actually going to make one but I don't have the time. My wife said that if I had time for that, then she would give me stuff to do around the house.[:(]

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[shovelbum]

Damn! That's funny as hell!!! LMAO![:D]

"I'm subversive as hell!" ~Theodor Geisel

[Frau_Blucher]

Out of curiosity I tried to google how many squirrel-related deaths there are every year. No luck finding accurate numbers, but this article is pretty damned funny. I have a very hard time believing Phil didn't write it:

[i]There are many things in this world that can be killed.
Squirrels are not one of them.[/i]

http://underdogs.wordpress.com/2005/06/ ... sh-armada/


Then there's this chilling bit of news from the BBC:

"Russian Squirrel Pack Kills Dog"

[i]They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh. A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.[/i]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4489792.stm