Bike Sex

[coop41]

Huh?



[b]Man who had sex with bike in court[/b]
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 2:07am GMT 31/10/2007



A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

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Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.


Robert Stewart admitted sexual breach of the peace
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.



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Thanks Blir, this was on the same page as the Genius link. Not sure how they missed this guy for the list)

[Frau_Blucher]

[quote]Originally posted by coop41
[br]Thanks Blir, this was on the same page as the Genius link. Not sure how they missed this guy for the list)
[/quote]
LOL...I just noticed that too. Now please excuse while I slip out to the garage for just a few minutes.

[plagiarism]

The good news is that this pedalphile wasn't caught with a tricycle. This time.

[coop41]

[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]
<br>The good news is that this pedalphile wasn't caught with a tricycle. This time.
[/quote]

Outstanding![:D]

[i_like_lectric_motors]

[quote]Originally posted by coop41


Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

[/quote]

Wow. That is HARDCORE. [:0]

[MikeP]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>[quote]Originally posted by coop41


Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

[/quote]

Wow. That is HARDCORE. [:0]

[/quote]
Hey Karl, it's "Why don't we do it IN the road?" not "Why don't we do it WITH the road?![:D]

[tileboy]

You take a whiff of a few bicycle seats and that's where it takes you.

[enzfan]

I've caught my pants leg and shoe laces in a chain as a youth but I couldn't imagine having my tallywhacker anywhere near a chain. You might end up like Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary, "How did you get your beans over your franks?".

[empyrean]

Hmmm....that gave me an idea. [:D]


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[glokstadt]

[quote][i]Originally posted by empyrean[/i]
<br>Hmmm....that gave me an idea. [:D]


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Watch out for those spokes Kabayan...[}:)][;)]



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[phillyidol]

You know, my bike has been looking at me a little funny lately. I wonder.....

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