Concert Bills I'd Like to See [:D]

[TerryMc]

OK, this is really just a fun way to put together concert tours that would be funny because of juxtaposing the names. Feel free to add your own. Here's a starter list:

Styx & (Rolling) Stones
Ratt & Poison
Cars, Mike and the Mechanics & Midnight Oil
Police & Outlaws
Kansas, Toto & Ozzy
(Stevie) Nicks & Knack
Monkees & Uncle (Kracker)
Meat Loaf, Korn & Black-eyed Peas
(Stevie) Wonder, Bread & Jam
America, Europe & Asia
Alarm & Clocks
Joan Jett, Jefferson Airplane & B-52s

[Frau_Blucher]

The Dickies with Killer Pussy

[djcraig]

If I remember correctly, The Zippers once opened for The Dickies!

I would like to see Ozzy and Amy Grant on a double bill...


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[tenohtwo]

The Church and The Cult
Figures On A Beach and The Ocean Blue
King and Queen
Television and Radiohead
Sex Pistols with Silencers
Alias, Smiths, and Howard Jones
Act and Pretenders
Altered Images and Sound
Comsat Angels and Heaven 17
Happy Mondays 'Til Tuesday
Jan Hammer and The Nails
Live, Wire and Zapp!
Animals and the Pet Shop Boys
Skinny Puppy and Fat Boys
ABC and OneTwo 3 Dog Night

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[WoodlandParkPunk]

Black Flag & Circle Jerks
The Damned & The Adverts
The Cars & Missing Persons
Devo & Gary Numan
Spandau Ballet & Level 42
Aerosmith & Ted Nugent
Cheap Trick & The Replacements
B-52's & The Cramps

"You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music." ~ Sid Vicious

[TerryMc]

Forgot this one: Neil Diamond and Pearl Jam

[mhochuli]

The Only Ones & The Other Ones

[club80]

Pretty clever thread, TerryMc! I'll have to give this some thought though I don't think I'll beat Blir's contribution (I haven't stopped smirking since I read that).

The Police/The Stranglers
The Dickies/The Slits (and add Sham 69)
Brian Brain/Simple Minds
Adam and The Ants/Black Flag
The Cars/Eddie and The Hot Rods
Culture Club/U.K. Decay
The Teardrop Explodes (or Tears For Fears)/Kleenex






We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[glokstadt]

Some more:

Mental As Anything/Simple Minds
20/20-Vision/Eyeless in Gaza/X-Ray Specs
Trio/999
Surburban Lawns/Suburbs
And Also The Trees/Trees
Dead Kennedys/Shona Laing
Secret Affair/Scandal
Sid Luscious & The Pants/Shiny Toy Guns
Slow Children/The Student Teachers
Apart From The Crowd/Artful Dodger
Cherry Popin' Daddys/Killer Pussy/Sarcastic Orgasm/Vibrators
China Crisis/Gang of Four
Dead Can Dance/Dead or Alive
Jason And The Scorchers/Burning Sensations
The 4-Skins/Dickies/Stiff Little Fingers/Buzzcocks
AC/DC - 1000 Ohm/The Elektrics
Ministry/The Nuns/The Saints
The Sweet/Sugarcubes
The Yachts/Jagged Rocks On The Perimeter


[b]Double Bill:[/b]
Burning Sensations/Dickies
Burning Sensations/Anal Cunt/Sarcastic Orgasm



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[tileboy]

Squeeze,Orange juice
Anthrax,The Cure
Flaming Lips, Porno for Pyros
The Knife ,Spoon
The Residents,House of Freaks
The Darkness,Electric light Orchestra

[club80]

Joy Division/The Killjoys
The Barracudas/The Piranhas
B Movie/TV Personalities
Eyeless In Gaza/Pointed Sticks
The Damned/Comsat Angels
Slaughter and The Dogs/Stray Cats




We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-