With my 5,000th post rapidly approaching ...

[i_like_lectric_motors]

I think it's best for everyone if I outline my expectations in advance so that this most momentous of occasions is everything we all expect it to be.

First off, I will of course accept kudos from newbies and those with less than quadruple digit post counts. I don't believe I've ever been less than gracious to anyone on here and I don't feel the need to change now.

Secondly, I'd like to address the mods. I know you're all planning on heaping lavish praise upon me, but I really don't feel like that's enough so I don't think it's unreasonable of me to expect the following:

MikeP - should start a forum subsection devoted solely to me.

Marv - I would like one t-shirt each from your line and a promise from you never to mention the (non new wave) Pet Shop Boys again.

NuWaveRX - A lifetime of free medical care will suffice. Thanks.

Abacab66 - I'm not sure what you should get me. Surprise me, dude.

Marie3 - Hmmmmm. Nah, I guess I'll just settle for a pan of lasagna?

Hope I didn't miss anybody. Let the countdown begin.

Love,

Motors

[WolverineSyr]

I'm closer to it than you bee-yotch, get in line behind me. I want my own See-You-Next-Tuesday pic from Blir.

[phillyidol]

I suggest that for 5000 you post a link to the Eel Girls video! Classic!

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[empyrean]

Wait for my 5000th post in a weeks time. [:D]

I'll beat you to it motors. [:D]

[marie3]

Would you settle for eggplant parmesan? That's my specialty.[:p][;)]

[eight6]

Motors you greedy bastard: isn't the inevitable recognition from NWO pillar Ben At Work enough to make your day?

Oh, and if you take this the wrong way, I'll blame it on your inability to understand sarcasm. Bases covered.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

Damn it, Wolv! This is MY party ... but I'm sure Blir will have something for both of us. [:D]

Philly - the ass eel vid's hard to find. Would you settle for 2 girls, 1 cup? [}:)]

Empy - no wusspop avatars in my thread, my kabayanistical friend(or whatever)

Marie - Hell yeah, eggplant parm rocks. I knew I could count on you! [:)]

Eight6 - I fail to cee the humor in your post. Go fuck yourself. [:o)]

[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]


Eight6 - I fail to cee the humor in your post. Go fuck yourself. [:o)]


[/quote]

Nice save!

[Spit]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Damn it, Wolv! This is MY party ... but I'm sure Blir will have something for both of us. [:D]






[/quote]
I'm sure Blir must be kickin' himself for wasting that great sparkler picture on my sadass 1,000th post thread. [:o)]

[empyrean]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
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Empy - no wusspop avatars in my thread, my kabayanistical friend(or whatever)

[/quote]

I flushed down the toilet my wusspop avatar just for you motors. [:D]

[MARV]

You know, this board used to be a much nicer place [:o)]

Now I don't know if I could stand an NWO without so much as a mention of the Pet Shop Boys. It might start Being Boring [;)]
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Consider this pic my most official and highest congratulatory gesture for the landmark achievement of hitting another grand on the NWO. Now hurry up and surpass me [:p]

edit: Hey Marie, you gonna make that eggplant parm with the same tomatoes you gave me? Make me one too, huh? LOL [;)]

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[glokstadt]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Spit[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Damn it, Wolv! This is MY party ... but I'm sure Blir will have something for both of us. [:D]

[/quote]
I'm sure Blir must be kickin' himself for wasting that great sparkler picture on my sadass 1,000th post thread. [:o)]
[/quote]

No shit! LOL...



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[glokstadt]

[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]


Eight6 - I fail to cee the humor in your post. Go fuck yourself. [:o)]


[/quote]

Nice save!

[/quote]

Klassic motors! [:D]



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[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Damn it, Wolv! This is MY party ... but I'm sure Blir will have something for both of us. [:D][/quote]
Just for you, I just got some dense drippy organics from the lush Berkshire Hills of Massachusetts. [:p]

But I still vote for permanently making [i]this[/i] the official NWO celebratory fireworks, eh Spit??

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[phillyidol]

You know...this place used to be about the music...I'm outta here!

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