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by **WolverineSyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:06 pm

Am I the only one in the world who is thoroughly annoyed by this woman? Overly perky, super high energy, fake nice girls who talk like 14 year olds make my skin crawl, especially when I see their commercials 14 times per night. The woman had got to lay off the meth.

Tonight I saw her Dunkin Donuts ad, then immediately after they showed the Ritz cracker one. To add insult to injury, they replayed the Ritz cracker one immediately after that...then two commercials later - there she is again shilling more fucking Dunkin Donuts.
I wish that "million pounds of Dunkin Donuts" coffee she keeps on hand for the holidays would fall out of her kitchen cabinet & bury her for 500 years.

Thanks, just had to vent.

by **hutter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:32 pm

I'd bang her as long as she promised to keep her mouth shut.

by **Bitter Almonds** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:34 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
 I'd bang her as long as she promised to keep her mouth shut.
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I have a high threshold for her annoyance as long as I get to hit twice over, take a breather, and dive her muff a coupla more times before I tire out and snooze[}:)]

by **eight6** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:38 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by XXX[/i]
 [quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
 I'd bang her as long as she promised to keep her mouth shut.
[/quote]

I have a high threshold for her annoyance as long as I get to hit twice over, take a breather, and dive her muff a coupla more times before I tire out and snooze[}:)]
[/quote]

You certainly would have earned the shut eye you horny bastard.

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by **birdmadgirl** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:02 pm

I hate the way she abbreviates her words (on her show, anyway). Sammies? What, are you 3?

"Yum-o?" Shut up-o!

Also hate "delish" and "stoup."

I had to quit watching her show because I wanted to crawl through the t.v. screen and choke her.

by **WolverineSyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:23 pm

Wow, I didn't realize anyone would think she's hot. She looks pretty normal to me. Besides, I don't think she'd be able to shut up long enough for anyone to put the moves to her...

by **deethelurker** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:51 pm

WolverineSyr and birdmadgirl, might I introduce you to the deliciously snarky words of one Mr. Anthony Bourdain?

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/0 ... urdain_QA/
- In this interview, he refers to Rachael as a "bobble-head" and has some other not-nice things to say about her and a bunch of the other FN talents, stuff I happen to agree with.

http://blog.ruhlman.com/ruhlmancom/2007 ... ging_.html
- You've got to read what Bourdain has to say about Rachael (and the other FN stars) here.

Oh, and there are too many other instances I've found online. Just search "anthony bourdain" "rachael ray" and you will find a plethora of other delightful quotes from the wonderful man himself.

by **randy** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:07 pm

Hey Wolvie--funny thing--while Rachel herself does not annoy me--I WAS thinking LAST NIGHT how much those Dunkin Donuts with her DO annoy me. Hmmmmm......

by **British** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:56 pm

Bet she's a total spastic freak in the sack, just like she is every time she's on TV.

by **WolverineSyr** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:07 pm

Very funny Dee! Thank you. My favorite line: "Rachael uses her strange and terrible powers to narcotize her public with her hypnotic mantra of Yummo and Evoo and Sammys"

British do you mean Total Spastic Freak in a good way? I really see her as only driving someone to deafness with her ecstatic screams of "That's Delish!!" "Git that Mayo on my Sammie!" and "Butter my Filet!"

by **British** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:18 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by WolverineSyr[/i]
 Very funny Dee! Thank you. My favorite line: "Rachael uses her strange and terrible powers to narcotize her public with her hypnotic mantra of Yummo and Evoo and Sammys"

British do you mean Total Spastic Freak in a good way? I really see her as only driving someone to deafness with her ecstatic screams of "That's Delish!!" "Git that Mayo on my Sammie!" and "Butter my Filet!"
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I mean it in a good way. Actual, real, human sexual response. I bet she'd let you slap her around a bit & stuff.

by **hutter** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:55 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by British[/i]
I mean it in a good way. Actual, real, human sexual response. I bet she'd let you slap her around a bit & stuff.
[/quote]
That's my guess, too. She's probably into all that freaky shit.

by **plagiarism** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:59 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by WolverineSyr[/i]
British do you mean Total Spastic Freak in a good way? I really see her as only driving someone to deafness with her ecstatic screams of "That's Delish!!" "Git that Mayo on my Sammie!" and "Butter my Filet!"
[/quote]

I'm with Wolvie. I can imagine her giving sex tips like "You'll be done in no time if you let him watch porn alone before you do the deed." Also, I don't want EVOO poured on me before a BJ. At least not [i]every[/i] time.

by **SomebodySomewhere** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:40 am

For everyone who is sick of this she-banshee, watch this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8ONOdxx_k

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by **marie3** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:26 am

For you all your Rachel Ray lovers, you will be happy to hear this:

"A new prime-time series, "Rachael's Vacation," will premiere Jan. 12, the network announced Monday. Viewers will follow Ray as she discovers cities, countries, foods and lifestyles around the world.

Ray, 39, signed a two-year deal for the series, the network said."

I used to like the show $40.00 a day. Especially when she went to Europe. But I am soooo sick of seeing her on t.v.

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