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Postby scramjet » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:16 am

The son of a woman I work with comes to the office after school. He's about 14. Today he's been surfing the internet on a computer just outside my office.

I noticed a few minutes ago that he was drinking a can of the same store brand of el-cheapo diet cola that I keep in the company fridge.

I say to him, "I like Big-K diet cola too. Where'd you get that?"

"They sell it at my school."

So I go check the fridge, knowing I have (or had) exactly one can left. Nothing.

A few minutes later. I say to him, "That Big K cola really is good. I drink it all the time." He gets this nervous look on his face.

It's just a can of cheap diet cola so I don't want to make a federal case out of it. But there must be some way to play this for fun and profit.

Help me out here. He's still sitting there, about 20 feet from me sipping my last can of soda.


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Postby wherewereuin82 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:24 am

Ask him if he knows where the fridge is. Tell him you now have a craving for a soda now and could he please grab you one.

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Postby brock » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:24 am

Have they left yet?
You should complain loudly, "What is this? Bring-Your-Kid-To-Work Day? We should call it Bring-Your-Own-Damned-Soda-To-Work Day."

Or maybe just make the kid clean your office...
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Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:29 am

Bang his Mom. Teen cola thieves HATE when you bang their moms.
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Postby scramjet » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:32 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Bang his Mom. Teen cola thieves HATE when you bang their moms.
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I actually like his mom. But she's quite physically unattractive.
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Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:38 am

Oh well, it was worth a shot.

How about this?

Take something small and preferable expensive from the office and slip it into the pocket of the kid's coat (but partially sticking out) when he's not looking. Pretend to search the office frantically for the item. Get the kid and his mom to help if possible. After a couple of minutes, ask to speak to the mom alone and say "This is awkward, but the missing ____ is in your son's pocket. How do you want to handle this?" [:D]

Either that or beat the little snot half to death with the empty cola can.
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Postby eight6 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:27 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by scramjet[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Bang his Mom. Teen cola thieves HATE when you bang their moms.
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I actually like his mom. But she's quite physically unattractive.
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