New Order: The remants of Joy Division where the only member with any talent hung himself when he realised how shit he was.
Smiths/Morrissey: Surburban white teenage rubbish who have NO idea what suffering is (I do, I've heard him) and Morrissey is the only one that truly understands. Pretentious arrogant twit.
Cure: Studenty teenage wank. Let me know when Rob runs out of smug pretentiousness.
Depeche Mode: Starting off a young synth band with their heads stuck up their collective arses to middle-aged men with their heads stuck up their collective arses.
Gary Numan: When you get round to writing a second tune let me know.
Jimmy Sommerville: I find his voice SO irritating! Funny how Bronski Beat went on to have the biggest hit of their career after he left.
Hayzee Fantayzee: Aural wankery 'performed' by a couple of stick who couldn't hold a note in a bucket. Both deserve a good kicking and so does the arranger who must of been desparte for money after being the man behind the excellent Animal Magnet.
Midnight Oil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrPGe6WO8p8
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"As chairman of the Cradle of Filth fanclub I'm the most insensitive man in Britain, but even I can see there's tension there"