It’s has been kinda quiet around here lately so I thought I’d tell on myself. I live in a pretty dead community as far as culture/fun goes. I’m halfway between Pittsburgh and Cleveland so an hour drive will give me some art museums and clubs but around here….well, it’s pretty boring. I can go to Youngstown and check out the Butler art museum but it seems like it never changes.
We have to find ways of amusing ourselves so, for the past 28 years, my friends and I have been trying to drum up some kind of excitement….something to shake this burb up. Our first attempt at drumming up some fun worked pretty well. We made a 42 lb. smoke bomb out of sugar and other selected ingredients and had it set to go off right before the July 4th fireworks. There were 5 of us involved. We synchronized our watches and had lookouts stationed around the area. Our circular fuse (timed to go off in 8 minutes so we could be away from it when it went off) jumped track and went off in about 2 minutes giving me and Makel (not his real name) just enough time to get away. A pinkish / orange flame shot about 25 feet in the air and a huge orange cloud settled inside the “bowl” where local schools play football. There were maybe 100 – 150 people sitting inside the bowl to see the fireworks but not for long. The orange cloud didn’t smell very good and everybody scattered. Makel and I didn’t get to see the initial flame because our backs were to it as we walked away but the rest of the guys did see it and said it was spectacular. What fun.
Our next few attempts went off without a hitch but we never had any feedback so we considered them failures. Makel and I got some old surplus weather balloons (not the huge ones but pretty good sized nonetheless). We bought some helium and filled them up but before we sealed them of, we inserted green glow sticks and let them go. They looked pretty cool at night floating off in the distance…strange glowing green orbs lazily floating about. We hoped to see UFO reports in the paper but never did. We attempted this a couple more times over the next few summers but never saw any results.
For our next mission, we thought a crop circle would be nice. We scouted out a nice area and set about making the tools we would need to make our circle. I made a couple of midnight runs to check and see if the location would be feasible but it turned out that the farmer was a night owl and the area was well lit at night. We abandoned this one but held it in reserve for future use.
I’m not sure where this one came from but we picked a small random tree and decided to “water” it ourselves (under cover of darkness). Our watering was a water soluble blue dye mixed with water of course, we didn’t want to kill the tree….just change the color of the leaves. I was caught. A neighbor asked me the next day what I was doing to the tree last night so I abandoned that one. I think I’ll start it up again since said neighbor has moved. We were hoping that the dye would color the leaves so I guess we’ll have to wait until I try this one again.
Stay tuned for part 2.
