Total Guitar Mag's Worst Cover Ever

[phillyidol]

I'm sure your dogs ass looks better than her....and might sing better too!




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[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Richard Cheese is better than her.
[/quote]
Hell, actual dick cheese is arguably better.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Richard Cheese is better than her.
[/quote]
Hell, actual dick cheese is arguably better.
[/quote]

Though a dick cheese condition can be remedied by proper hygiene. What are we gonna do about the horseface singer?


We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[mod from another board]

It seems most opinions on this matter are carved in stone. Oh well, My last words on this topic will be the following:

While I can understand the dissent concerning the merits of her musical stylings and her overall presentation, I still feel that comments about a person's physical attributes are best left out of the equation when evaluating one's talent.

I hope I didn't cause too many waves.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>I'm sure your dogs ass looks better than her....and might sing better too!




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[/quote]

Well, his high fiber diet HAS contributed to some incredible, albeit sudden, "singing".


We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[wherewereuin82]

[quote][i]Originally posted by mod from another board[/i]
<br>It seems most opinions on this matter are carved in stone. Oh well, My last words on this topic will be the following:

While I can understand the dissent concerning the merits of her musical stylings and her overall presentation, I still feel that comments about a person's physical attributes are best left out of the equation when evaluating one's talent.

[/quote]

Unfortunately for the visually equipped she comes as a package. There is a body attached to the voice.

[coop41]

she might want to mix in a cheeseburger with that half a bale of hay

[phillyidol]

And don't get me started on Madonna!




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[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>she might want to mix in a cheeseburger with that half a bale of hay
[/quote]

Had she followed your advice, she may not have faded at the 3/4 mark at The Belmont Stakes.


We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[djcraig]

[quote][i]Originally posted by SwampThing[/i]
<br>It's just weird having her sing those lyrics, surly it's not dedicated to her husband????
[/quote]

You mean her FATHER, right?


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...and don't call me Shirley!

Despite what Mod Who Desperately Needs Another Board says, I've seen better crowd pandering "performance mannerisms"- windmill guitar, duckwalking, etc. by those participating in drunken karaoke at dive bars.

Some may actually find Dijon attractive- please forgive those of us who are into mating with members of our own species for our prejudices.

[Minty]

she's hot

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Minty[/i]
<br>she's hot
[/quote]

Only until what the horse laid down cools off.
Then she's just a pile for the stableboys to remove from the track.


We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[Terim]

For another take on why music snobs & aggressive slummers have such a hate on for Celine, I’m told [b][i]<a href="http://nymag.com/arts/books/reviews/42082/">Let’s Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Taste</a>[/i][/b] is a good read (it hasn't made it to my summer reading list yet though).

[empyrean]

Bring On The Singing Horses - Echo And The Ponymen

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[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Terim[/i]
<br>For another take on why music snobs & aggressive slummers have such a hate on for Celine, I’m told [b][i]<a href="http://nymag.com/arts/books/reviews/42082/">Let’s Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Taste</a>[/i][/b] is a good read (it hasn't made it to my summer reading list yet though).
[/quote]

Georgie tried to sell us on that book. I believe his exact words were "You should read Let’s Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Taste... you unrepentant bastards". Yeah...that was it.


We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-