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by **Bitter Almonds** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:30 am

http://jezebel.com/5016941/the-long-and-the-short-of-it

[}:)]

The funniest part is reading the comments. Two things are obvious:

1. No shit, size matters.
2. Don't bring mathematics into any discussion 'cause chicks are clueless about that shit. Apparently, the "ideal" is their own fist! Hahaha[}:)]

Seriously, what the fuck is the difference between "satisfying," "enjoyable," and "ideal"? Is this, like, the same kind of difference between the hundreds of shades of blue broads argue over and over and over and over? Ideally, I'd be satisfied with enjoyable sex. BOOYAH[}:)][:X]

by **club80** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:14 am

The comments ARE funny!
Damn...if my penis had a circumference of 7.5 inches, I'd get a tattoo that said "Goodyear" on it!

Seriously. I think if I pulled a 7.5 inch diameter penis out of my pants, I don't think I'd hear, "Yes!" I think I'd hear, "You want to put that WHERE?!"

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **Bitter Almonds** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:33 am

That's the thing, a few of the chicks didn't get the difference between "circumference" (i.e., measuring around it) and "diameter" (i.e., measuring across). Girls really dig that baseball bat grip[}:)]

by **KYYX4ever** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:36 am

Where the hell did they get that unrealistic chart from ? Sasquatches ? King kongs ? That is just too much (pun intended).[:p]

by **Frau_Blucher** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:57 am

One thing I discovered in college when hanging out with the depraved "members" of our baseball team was that, indeed, quite often the length of a fully erect penis was closely related to the circumference. One wouldn't think so, but it's one of those perception things. 7" penises (peni?) were often close to 7" circumferences while even your average 6" penis often approached 6" circumferences, at least when I...um, "they", cough...were in an excited state.

Now, how a group of straight men with too much time on their, um, hands, came to measure the dimensions of engorged penises is a story for another time. [:0]

by **hexicon** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:58 am

Well, if I remember 8th grade math correctly, a penis that is 7 inches in circumference (heh heh, I said cum) is 2.2 inches in diameter. And that seems in the ballpark.

by **enzfan** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:59 am

For equal time where is the men's vaginal tightness preference chart? Pounds of tightness applied to the penis per square inch compared to the size of the vaginal opening.

by **club80** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:01 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
 The comments ARE funny!
Damn...if my penis had a circumference of 7.5 inches, I'd get a tattoo that said "Goodyear" on it!

Seriously. I think if I pulled a 7.5 inch diameter penis out of my pants, I don't think I'd hear, "Yes!" I think I'd hear, "You want to put that WHERE?!"

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
[/quote]

I meant "diameter" in both spots above.
As far as whether that's in the ballpark for me, I just can't tell at this point. If I pull out a tape measure in front of wife right now, pants on or off, I'll get a list of household chores so long that I'll be too tired to use my new found knowledge anyway!

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **Bitter Almonds** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:51 am

When you're 7" in girth, there is no human female who is "loose"[:X] I think the only thing that seems a bit off is the comparison made at the website of dick size vs. breast size. That shit aint even the same ballpark[}:)]

by **Bitter Almonds** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:40 am

In this instance, being compared to a horse wouldn't be a bad thang[}:)]

by **MARV** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:47 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by XXX[/i]
 In this instance, being compared to a horse wouldn't be a bad thang[}:)][/quote]

Celine has a penis? That's frackin' gross..

by **club80** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:34 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
 [quote][i]Originally posted by XXX[/i]
 In this instance, being compared to a horse wouldn't be a bad thang[}:)][/quote]

Celine has a penis? That's frackin' gross..
[/quote]

I think you misunderstood. When they said that Celine was hung like a horse, they were talking about her face.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **Minty** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:41 am

Are those measurements for when the cock is hard or flaccid? They seem too small for one and too big for the other!

by **rotator** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:36 pm

I'm shaped exactly like a can of tuna. ironic.

by **wherewereuin82** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:22 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by rotator[/i]
 I'm shaped exactly like a can of tuna. ironic.
[/quote]

That must make all the pussies happy.

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