LONDON (Reuters Life!) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
Those Sumerians....they're so damn funny! Umm....I don't get it. It seems like an observation to me. Not so much a joke.
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by Max Murdoc » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:23 pm
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by SynthesizerMan » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:07 am
I thought it was about a tax collector and a goat.
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by Frau_Blucher » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:44 am
An Assyrian, a Philistine, and a Babylonian meet a prostitute and...
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by phillyidol » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:39 am
Celine Dion walks into a bar.......oops!
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by CounterCircular » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:08 pm
why did the pervert cross the road?
.......because his dick was stuck in the chickens ass
.......because his dick was stuck in the chickens ass
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by club80 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:23 pm
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A: What's a light bulb? Oh...is that the name of the concubine in the neighbor's tent?
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