Olympic Games I Would've Liked to See

[glokstadt]

Titty Twisting

Thumb Wrestling

Rock/Paper/Scissors

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[quote][i]Originally posted by glokstadt[/i]
<br>Titty Twisting

Thumb Wrestling

Rock/Paper/Scissors

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But NO running with rock/paper/scissors!

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[MARV]

Association game thread posting.

[Quite Life]

Bring in the half pipe It'z time we brought in Virt-skating!!!

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[abacab66]

Best comments by announcers at Olympics. This would be a great sport.

Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
.......
Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
......
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
......
Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
.......
Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
.......
Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
.......
At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
......
Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
......
Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

[wherewereuin82]

A 10 metre belly-flop would make a big splash.

To boost the ratings in rhythmic gymnastics, pole dancing. Participants choice of prop.

Rollerball.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by abacab66[/i]
<br>Best comments by announcers at Olympics. This would be a great sport.

Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
.......
Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
......
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
......
Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
.......
Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
.......
Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
.......
At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
......
Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
......
Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

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LOL! That's awesome

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by abacab66[/i]
<br>Best comments by announcers at Olympics. This would be a great sport.

Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
.......
Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
......
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
......
Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
.......
Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
.......
Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
.......
At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
......
Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
......
Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

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or.

Bob Costas to any of the female gymnasts: How does it feel to be tall?

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[plagiarism]

Costas tossing
Conclusion jumping