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Postby retrophil06 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:20 am

Im sure theres many of you who have reached or approaching the age for the rubber glove treatment. So, if you have had or go in to have a prosate exam, do you prefer having it conducted by a male doctor or female doctor ?? Id rather have a female doctor myself...

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Postby Frau_Blucher » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:57 am

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Postby zill » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:05 am

A guy goes to the doctor for his annual physical and the nurse sends him to an examination room where he sees a rubber glove, a bottle of lube and a bottle of beer. He ponders the situation while he awaits the arrival of the doctor.

When the doctor arrives, he says "you know, my curiousity is getting the better of me here. I <gulp> understand the rubber glove and the bottle of lube, but what is the beer for?

"Damn it, nurse!" cries the doctor, "I said bring me a BUTT-light!"
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Postby enzfan » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:53 am

Probably a woman, but certainly not a man if the nurse says "Dr. Scissorhands will right in to see you".
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Postby retrophil06 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:32 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>Probably a woman, but certainly not a man if the nurse says "Dr. Scissorhands will right in to see you".
[/quote]What about Dr. Hook, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Detroit, Dr. Love, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Giggles and Dr. Rage?
and of course - Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard

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Postby club80 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:06 pm

Fortunately, I haven't gotten to the "recommended age" for examination yet but whoever the doctor may be, I expect to be bought dinner first!

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Postby Spectre General » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:43 pm

Had I had a drink in my mouth I would've spit it out upon reading [i]every[/i] post in this thread.

This is the funniest thread of the year for sure.

Blir's answer is hilarious.

I also lost it at "Dr. Detroit" because I've seen that movie just recently.

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Postby Max Murdoc » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:31 pm

I told my Dr. that I wasn't looking forward to him putting his finger up my ass, he replied that he wasn't looking forward to putting his finger up my ass. I figured we were even.
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Postby schwenko » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:56 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
<br>Fortunately, I haven't gotten to the "recommended age" for examination yet but whoever the doctor may be, I expect to be bought dinner first!

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You're so romantic[:D]
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Postby phillyidol » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:14 pm

My doctor actually put on some music and lit some candles! Is that wrong? Anyway I got used to it since we have an appointment every week for the next six months.

All kidding aside (whose kidding?) while in the office look around. They have "the wand". It is for giving a sonogram of the area. Be happy when you just get the finger.




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Postby KYYX4ever » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:47 am

reminds me of a good joke:

a gay man moves into a a nice condo and immediately develops a crush on his neighbor, who is a proctologist. He tries to figure out a way to meet him. Finally, he schedules an appointment to see him.

Comes the day of the app't. The smitten patient is being examined by the proctologist. The doc points out that "something seems to be wedged up there", and carefully and slowly proceeds to pull out a long-stemmed rose. "Did you know you've got a rose in there?" he asks the patient. Patient replies "yeah, read the card!"
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Postby glokstadt » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:52 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by KYYX4ever[/i]
<br>reminds me of a good joke:

a gay man moves into a a nice condo and immediately develops a crush on his neighbor, who is a proctologist. He tries to figure out a way to meet him. Finally, he schedules an appointment to see him.

Comes the day of the app't. The smitten patient is being examined by the proctologist. The doc points out that "something seems to be wedged up there", and carefully and slowly proceeds to pull out a long-stemmed rose. "Did you know you've got a rose in there?" he asks the patient. Patient replies "yeah, read the card!"

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Now that's romantic! [:p]


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Postby glokstadt » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:56 am

I'd prefer a female doctor, although I've never had one perform an exam on me, I think they might be gentler...

Last one I had, the Urologist had "large" knuckles! [:0]
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Postby zill » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:07 am

My doctor suggested that the whole thing would be less unpleasant if he showed me a magic trick while he examined my ass. "Here we go" he said as I bent over and he positioned himself behind me.

"AAARRRGGGHHH!" I screamed "what about the magic trick?"

And with that he waved both hands in front of my face and said "TA DA!!!"
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