What ever happened to drinking Tang?

[enzfan]

Yuck[xx(]

NASA astronauts to drink their own urine today
Posted by Chris Matyszczyk

I know readers of this site have strong constitutions.

But as the NASA rocket thingy shot up to the skies last night for another interesting mission, the only thing on my mind was the water they will drink.

Because it appears that they will be sipping their own recycled urine.

I know, I know. There are many cities in the world where the tap water is undrinkable. And I had hoped that this was merely a cost-cutting move in our tight times. But the fact is that this wastewater recycling gizmoid cost $250 million and is one of the featured experiments on this trip. Two more nuggets of information that make my natural ease turn to quease.

"We did blind taste tests of the water. Nobody had any strong objections. Other than a faint taste of iodine, it is just as refreshing as any other kind of water," NASA's lead urinary engineer Bob Bagdigian told the Daily Telegraph.

A small suggestion, just in case there's any spillage.

I understand that it's not easy keeping astronauts hydrated out there in the black beyond. And I know that there have even been Prime Ministers who swore by drinking their own entirely unrecycled piddle.

But some small part of me wishes there was, as Tony Blair always used to waffle, a third way.

This will be one of the last ten flights of the Space Shuttle. It is being retired and after 2010 the only flights will be Soyuzes.

But the current aim is for 92% of all the water drunk on board to be produced by the crew's urinary tracts and the moisture in the air- some of which might be created, one supposes, by sweating crew members.

And when you listen to the chemistry of the process, Lord, it might turn your tummy. They distill, filtrate and oxidate.

The final gourmet touch is the addition of that little smidgen of iodine to control microbial growth. Which I'm assuming is something to do with little mites feeding on your waste and having babies half way down your throat.

I am sorry. As Heidi Klum always says on Project Runway: "one day urine and the next day urout." I'm out.

[Frau_Blucher]

I wear a stillsuit to concerts. One isn't forced to lose their place to either go pee or drink. Very convenient, and it's huge hit among sci-fi chicks, though they think it's kinda strange that I insist on preserving ALL my precious bodily fluids.

[Bitter Almonds]

<p align="justify">Uuuuuuh... all drinking water is "recycled" water[}:)]

[Panorama]

Next on the inventing list... poop hamburgers

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[phillyidol]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>I wear a stillsuit to concerts. One isn't forced to lose their place to either go pee or drink. Very convenient, and it's huge hit among sci-fi chicks, though they think it's kinda strange that I insist on preserving ALL my precious bodily fluids.
[/quotYour stillsuit....you wear it in desert fashion.




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[phillyidol]

This just in! Astronauts now drink MY pee! It glows just like tang!




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[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>This just in! Astronauts now drink MY pee! It glows just like tang!




Worlds GREATEST Photographer!
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Sounds more like WANG

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[DreamRedux]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>I wear a stillsuit to concerts. One isn't forced to lose their place to either go pee or drink. Very convenient, and it's huge hit among sci-fi chicks, though they think it's kinda strange that I insist on preserving ALL my precious bodily fluids.
[/quote]Your stillsuit....you wear it in desert fashion.[/quote]
You beat me to it . . . [:D]

[zill]

Tang?

I know a Chinese guy named Willy Tang. He married a lady from Singapore whose first name was Poon! Seriously! She didn't change her last name. Damnit. That would have brought me such joy.

[wherewereuin82]

[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>Tang?

I know a Chinese guy named Willy Tang. He married a lady from Singapore whose first name was Poon! Seriously! She didn't change her last name. Damnit. That would have brought me such joy.
[/quote]

I think that tops the Harry Dong I went to school with. I didn't think anything would ever beat that.

[Max Murdoc]

[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>Tang?

I know a Chinese guy named Willy Tang. He married a lady from Singapore whose first name was Poon! Seriously! She didn't change her last name. Damnit. That would have brought me such joy.
[/quote]

I think that tops the Harry Dong I went to school with. I didn't think anything would ever beat that.
[/quote]

I actually worked with a guy named Harry Bush...seriously.

[Kathy]

Why don't they just drink Kool-Aid.