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by **THECHAMPIONGENE** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:37 pm

what would it be and for what product, come on now make your choice as funny as possible![:D]

by **club80** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:52 am

Okay...I'll start.

Orgasm Addict (Buzzcocks) for Viagra

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **wherewereuin82** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:22 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
 Okay...I'll start.

Orgasm Addict (Buzzcocks) for Viagra

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
[/quote]

Thread killer.

by **club80** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 10:06 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
 [quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
 Okay...I'll start.

Orgasm Addict (Buzzcocks) for Viagra

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
[/quote]

Thread killer.
[/quote]

Now come on. There's so many choices here.

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before (The Smiths) - Gingko Biloba
Let's Go To Bed (The Cure) - Sealy Posturpedic Mattresses
Buffalo Gals (Malcolm McLaren) - Lane Bryant Plus-Size Clothing
Wot (Captain Sensible) - any hearing aid company

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **oldwaver** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:04 pm

"Insects" (Altered Images) - D-Con, Raid
"Keep It Up" (Boomtown Rats) - Viagra
"Perfect Skin" (Lloyd Cole & The Commotions) - Ponds, Jergens
"Accidents Will Happen" (Elvis Costello & The Attractions) - Allstate
"Happy Loving Couples" (Joe Jackson) - E-Harmony

by **hisoka866** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:09 am

[8)]
bedbugs and ballyhoo(echo&the bunnyman)-raid/baygon
[;)]

by **zill** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:42 am

Bridges Over Borders (Spoons) - Tourism Ontario
Should I See (Frozen Ghost) - Lens Crafters
Nice Legs Shame About Her Face (Monks) - Nair
Three Bells In A Row (Tenpole Tudor) - Great Canadian Casino
You've Got My Number (Why Don't You Use It) (Undertones) - Quest/Lavalife
Blister In The Sun (Violent Femmes) - Solarcaine...well...maybe not...
Oh Bondage, Up Yours (X-ray Spex) - Crazy Glue...ok, I'm out, I'm stopping now...

by **tenohtwo** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:04 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by oldwaver[/i]
 "Insects" (Altered Images) - D-Con, Raid[/quote]

Boingo's "Insects" would work, too.

+1 to zill for the Frozen Ghost nod.

1002

by **nuwavedame** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:54 pm

"Change" by Tears for Fears - Weight Watchers

"Change" by Killing Joke - Bally's Total Fitness (this version is more workout friendly, I guess)

by **club80** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:49 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by nuwavedame[/i]
 "Change" by Tears for Fears - Weight Watchers

"Change" by Killing Joke - Bally's Total Fitness (this version is more workout friendly, I guess)
[/quote]

Without any scientific evidence or mathematical formulas to prove this, I would estimate that if you exercised to the pace of each of the above two songs, Killing Joke's "Change" would be at least four times more effective at burning calories.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

by **tenohtwo** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:03 pm

Tears For Fears - Shout (Shout)

Complete with bad lyrics:

Shout, shout, spray it all out
these are the stains I can do without..

1002

by **glokstadt** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:46 pm

^^^ Very Funny! [:D]

Bill Nelson's [i]Flaming Desire[/i] for Cialis drug commercial.

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by **TerryMc** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:55 am

"Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime" (The Korgis) _ Sylvan Learning Center

"Lie, Beg, Borrow and Steal" (The Plimsouls) _ AIG

"Baby Talks Dirty" (The Knack) _ Verizon Wireless

"Vacation" (The GoGos) _ U.S. Army

"I Need A Million" (Laughing Dogs) _ CitiBank

by **Frank_Chickens** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:55 am

We are all Prostitutes (Pop Group) - Any of them

--

"As chairman of the Cradle of Filth fanclub I'm the most insensitive man in Britain, but even I can see there's tension there"

by **THECHAMPIONGENE** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:23 pm

Kudos to all![;)]

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