I Caught A Troll

[MARV]

This is how you do it Phil. Fat bastard was in my garage. What should I do with the squirrelly SOB?

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[shortysgrowingabeard]

I've heard they taste like chicken Marv.[;)]

[enzfan]

I'd suggest some squirrely waterboarding.[}:)]

[abacab66]

If you do release it, make sure it's ffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr from your home. Otherwise, he'll be back.

[phillyidol]

Thats not true. I have caught MANY and all but one were taken far away and let go. But I was tired one day and did not feel like shlepping all the way to get rid of one. So...... I scared the crap out of him. I screamed at him and shook the cage. When I let him out in my yard he ran so fast and must have told his buddies because I did not see one all summer long.




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[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Thats not true. I have caught MANY and all but one were taken far away and let go. But I was tired one day and did not feel like shlepping all the way to get rid of one. So...... I scared the crap out of him. I screamed at him and shook the cage. When I let him out in my yard he ran so fast and must have told his buddies because I did not see one all summer long.




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[/quote]

Philly, was that a squirrel or one of the neighborhood kids?

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
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[DJ Lestat]

What kind of bait did you put in that trap? I have a few of these little bastards in my backyard that need to find a new home

Always remember you are unique....just like everyone else.

[MARV]

A handful of Cheerios and two crackers with peanut butter.

[djcraig]

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>A handful of Cheerios and two crackers with peanut butter.
[/quote]

Isn't that how Larry Fortensky got liz Taylor?


PS I know of some restaurants in Garden Grove that would be VERY interested in getting ahold of that varmint.

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[MARV]

[quote][i]Originally posted by djcraig[/i]
<br>PS I know of some restaurants in Garden Grove that would be VERY interested in getting ahold of that varmint.[/quote]

Too late. In New York State you can only do two things with a captured squirrel: re-release it onto your property or put him down. I went with the sensible choice.

[coop41]

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
Too late. In New York State you can only do two things with a captured squirrel: re-release it onto your property or put him down. I went with the sensible choice.
[/quote]


You use a gun or a hammer?

[djcraig]

You have to do something with it after you put it down.

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[coop41]

[quote][i]Originally posted by djcraig[/i]
<br>You have to do something with it after you put it down.

How to Cook Squirrel
http://www.ehow.com/how_2071812_cook-squirrel.html



[/quote]


"Remove the bladder first, being careful not to spill any urine on the meat."


always a good rule

[MARV]

[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
Too late. In New York State you can only do two things with a captured squirrel: re-release it onto your property or put him down. I went with the sensible choice.
[/quote]
You use a gun or a hammer?
[/quote]

I wanted to use a nail gun but they start at around $200 at Home Depot. Then I thought I'd stick a syringe in him full of ammonia or something but couldn't find a place to buy one. I figured tying the open end of a bag to my car's exhaust pipe with him in it would've been too tricky. I did want to do the hammer slap wearing a thick pair of work gloves but I was afraid I would've lost him taking him out of the cage.

In the end I just dropped the whole trap in a big bucket of water for a few minutes. Hell, I'm just glad I saved the $625 Orkin quoted to do the job. The trap cost $30 at Home Deeps and I could use it over and over again.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
Too late. In New York State you can only do two things with a captured squirrel: re-release it onto your property or put him down. I went with the sensible choice.
[/quote]
You use a gun or a hammer?
[/quote]

I wanted to use a nail gun but they start at around $200 at Home Depot. Then I thought I'd stick a syringe in him full of ammonia or something but couldn't find a place to buy one. I figured tying the open end of a bag to my car's exhaust pipe with him in it would've been too tricky. I did want to do the hammer slap wearing a thick pair of work gloves but I was afraid I would've lost him taking him out of the cage.

In the end I just dropped the whole trap in a big bucket of water for a few minutes. Hell, I'm just glad I saved the $625 Orkin quoted to do the job. The trap cost $30 at Home Deeps and I could use it over and over again.
[/quote]

Marv, did you, by any chance, see the movie [i]Willard[/i]?

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-