The Complaining Thread

[phillyidol]

I just read a review on the movie. It says it is so clear that every shot of Tom is shot up as to make him look tall. And he is made of wood. They said as you watch the movie you wonder what it would be like if they used another actor. LOL!




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[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>And he is made of wood.

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Is this a thinly veiled Cialis commercial?

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[DJ Lestat]

^^^ Damn It!! See its 5:05 my time and I just knew I couldn't avoid seeing some sort of limp-dick-itus crap today! It never fails!


Always remember you are unique....just like everyone else.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by DJ Lestat[/i]
<br>^^^ Damn It!! See its 5:05 my time and I just knew I couldn't avoid seeing some sort of limp-dick-itus crap today! It never fails!


Always remember you are unique....just like everyone else.
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You see...Philly just threw that "made of wood" comment right in the middle of his point. This might be a payola scandal.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[phillyidol]

LOL!

I hate the commercial for "snuggies" ! A blanket with arms??????? The worst part is when you see the man at the football game high fiving his wife while both are wearing snuggies! They should have beat me up written on them.




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[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>LOL!

I hate the commercial for "snuggies" ! A blanket with arms??????? The worst part is when you see the man at the football game high fiving his wife while both are wearing snuggies! They should have beat me up written on them.




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Yeah...I've seen that commercial. That's not a new concept. It's called a freaking bathrobe! And if you go out in public in one of those and your name isn't Hugh Hefner, prepare for either a beating or a psychological evaluation. Oh...and if it's at a football game, it will be the beating.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
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[wherewereuin82]

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by DonGately[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>All I wanted was a bagel and he wouldn't give it to me.

[/quote]

The first thing I thought when I read that line was:

[i]I'm not crazy - institutionalized!
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized!
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized![/i]

Wherewereu, I think you have the right material for a Suicidal Tendencies cover.
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That's funny. I thought the same thing. Just one Pepsi.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
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Can't put anything over you guys.[:)]

[SomebodySomewhere]

This stupid movie keeps playing on the movie channels. "The Accused." Jodie Foster won an Oscar in it for playing the world's least sympathetic rape victim. Kelly McGillis plays her feminazi prosecutor who clearly hates men. Basically the plot is that Foster's character tarts herself up and goes to a sports bar to slut around. Surprise, surprise, she gets raped. Not just raped but gang bang raped. The guys who actually raped her take a plea bargain which, I guess, amounts to a slap on the wrist or something. Foster has a temper tantrum. In addition to the rapists, there were also some guys standing around clapping and encouraging this ho-bag to get raped. Since McGillis hates men, she decides to go after the guys who hooted and hollered, too, because locking up the guys who (deservedly) raped Foster's skanky, slutty ass simply wasn't sufficient. In the middle of all this, Foster spots one of the spectators while they're both seated in their cars. She puts the pedal to the medal and repeatedly smashes into his van, destroying it and almost killing him in the process. When all is said and done, the spectators, including the guy in the van, are convicted of watching a rape, thanks to the world's dumbest jury. Of course nothing happens to Foster, because standing by and watching some trash-bag whore get raped is much worse than, you know, destroying personal property, vehicular negligence, and reckless endangerment.

When the credits thankfully roll, you don't care that Foster got raped. You're only sorry she didn't get murdered, too. I want to punch the writer, Tom Topor, in the face for subjecting the public to this man-hating tripe.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>LOL!

I hate the commercial for "snuggies" ! A blanket with arms??????? The worst part is when you see the man at the football game high fiving his wife while both are wearing snuggies! They should have beat me up written on them.




Worlds GREATEST Photographer!
[/quote]

Yeah...I've seen that commercial. That's not a new concept. It's called a freaking bathrobe! And if you go out in public in one of those and your name isn't Hugh Hefner, prepare for either a beating or a psychological evaluation. Oh...and if it's at a football game, it will be the beating.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
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I just saw that commercial again. I am pretty sure that the guy wearing this said almost inaudibly, "The Force in strong in this one, Yoda"

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[coop41]

[quote][i]Originally posted by SomebodySomewhere[/i]
<br>This stupid movie keeps playing on the movie channels. "The Accused." Jodie Foster won an Oscar in it for playing the world's least sympathetic rape victim. Kelly McGillis plays her feminazi prosecutor who clearly hates men. Basically the plot is that Foster's character tarts herself up and goes to a sports bar to slut around. Surprise, surprise, she gets raped. Not just raped but gang bang raped. The guys who actually raped her take a plea bargain which, I guess, amounts to a slap on the wrist or something. Foster has a temper tantrum. In addition to the rapists, there were also some guys standing around clapping and encouraging this ho-bag to get raped. Since McGillis hates men, she decides to go after the guys who hooted and hollered, too, because locking up the guys who (deservedly) raped Foster's skanky, slutty ass simply wasn't sufficient. In the middle of all this, Foster spots one of the spectators while they're both seated in their cars. She puts the pedal to the medal and repeatedly smashes into his van, destroying it and almost killing him in the process. When all is said and done, the spectators, including the guy in the van, are convicted of watching a rape, thanks to the world's dumbest jury. Of course nothing happens to Foster, because standing by and watching some trash-bag whore get raped is much worse than, you know, destroying personal property, vehicular negligence, and reckless endangerment.

When the credits thankfully roll, you don't care that Foster got raped. You're only sorry she didn't get murdered, too. I want to punch the writer, Tom Topor, in the face for subjecting the public to this man-hating tripe.
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Man, do I find the idiots who program the movie channels on cable annoying. Replay the same movie fifty times that sucked 20 years ago.

[WolverineSyr]

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
And if you go out in public in one of those and your name isn't Hugh Hefner, prepare for either a beating or a psychological evaluation. [/quote]

Or a Druid...

[Frau_Blucher]

BAD HAIR!

As someone who's losing his and perpetually wears a buzz cut now, I have no sympathy for people with lots of hair who have shit haircuts. WTF?! [:(!]

Or are those rugs?

<img src="http://www.ipsn.org/indictments/levine/gov0916_285.jpg">

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>BAD HAIR!

As someone who's losing his and perpetually wears a buzz cut now, I have no sympathy for people with lots of hair who have shit haircuts. WTF?! [:(!]

Or are those rugs?

<img src="http://www.ipsn.org/indictments/levine/gov0916_285.jpg">

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I don't know for sure but my guess is that this is a rug. It's a pretty bad one, too

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[jaybag]

Pennies. Why are they still being used? A DOLLAR isn't worth anything anymore, thus 1% of a dollar sure isn't worth anything. Let's do like they do in Australia: Round everything off to the nearest $0.05 and be done with it. Nothing's more annoying then tax that makes something cost $xx.01, you have no change, and the rookie checker digs in the till and gives you $0.99 back.

[This happened to me at Costco not long ago. The bill came down to $xx.02, I had no change, and the guy gave me $xx.98 in change. I gave him a hard time about it. Here's the funny part: he said "We can't let you go on 2 cents. We could do it for ONE cent but even then we have to fill out a form." A FORM? For ONE CENT?!?]

Someone told me the reason they're still made is that getting rid of them requires ratification of all 50 states, and Illinois refuses because of their proud son who graces the front side. Hey Illinois: F*CK Abe Lincoln. Someone would've emancipated the slaves eventually anyway, your guy ain't so special. He's already on the $5 bill, what more do you need?

[DonGately]

Douchebag fans at concerts who have to sing/shout louder than the band. It's ok to sing with the crowd, but do you really think the band needs to know that you, you-fucking-greatest-fan-all-time-cunt, know all the words to their songs? Do you think they can even hear you? For christsakes, sing all you want, but sing in a low voice.

I was at the Nick Cave concert recently and some Cunt Waffle behind me has to shout all the lyrics so that his friends and all of us around him know how cool he is. Do you really think ol' Nicky heard you all the way back section D of the fucking Hollywood Bowl?

This shit goes beyond communal-concert-crowd-singing-along-with-the- band-where-we're-all-one-voice-and-having-some-massive-group-epiphany. This is pure concert experience skulldouchery, stealing my fucking good time because I have to hear some crappy shouty voice.