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Postby zill » Fri May 01, 2009 1:26 am

"Why Kirstie Alley is Fat Again"

I'm sure all the unemployed North Americans out there are dying to know why lardo plumped up. Is this typical Oprah fare, or is Oprah just happy someone else is fatter than her?
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Postby eight6 » Fri May 01, 2009 1:43 am

There was a time she wasn't fat?
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Postby Frau_Blucher » Fri May 01, 2009 1:49 am

"Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot"
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Postby Panorama » Fri May 01, 2009 8:15 am

Main headline: "Toaster Possessed by the Devil..."
Sub-headline for the story: "Satin burns every slice with a sign"

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"Photography with a Vision"
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Postby SomebodySomewhere » Sat May 02, 2009 7:08 am

Mmm, no, I'm pretty sure typical Oprah fare is "Who wants a free car because I'm so WONDERFUUUUUUUUL!!!!" and "Why you bored, couch-potato housewives should hang on every word I say because I'm so WONDERFUUUUUUUUUUL!!!!"

Mix with equal parts narcissism and aggrandizement, stir well, and serve (in a slop bucket) to the morbidly-obese, middle-aged sheep of America.
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Postby i_like_lectric_motors » Sat May 02, 2009 7:20 am

"Obama Wins!"

Not that "McCain Wins" would have been any less stupid. But still.
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