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Comfort Wipe?

Postby coop41 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:43 pm

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Postby wherewereuin82 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:13 pm

GTF out!! They really have run out of things to invent. Now, if they double packed that Get-A-Grip as a constipation aide, they may have something.
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Postby harleytexas » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:16 pm

just when I thought I could get someone else to wipe my ass for me, they had to make this item.
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Postby Frau_Blucher » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:25 pm

"Being a big guy has its advantages...and disadvantages." LIKE NOT BEING ABLE TO REACH YOUR BUNGHOLE! Oh shit, I'm dying. Post of the year.
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Postby wherewereuin82 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:37 pm

Hey, wait a minute. Hasn't this been done before? I can save you $15.32.

http://www.amazon.com/Scotch-Brite-Disp ... B0009EXOKA

No need to thank me


Damn, the price went up right after I posted this. I think I deserve a cut.
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Postby plagiarism » Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:00 pm

"It extends your reach a full 18 inches" (arm extending outward). I'd want at least 2 feet if I'm wiping someone else.
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