Love this guy. He freakin cracks me up.
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People hang on his every word...even the prepositions.
His reputation is expanding...faster than the universe.
He once had an awkward moment...just to see how it feels.
He likes to live vicariously...through himself.
The police often question him...just because they find him interesting.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
He's been known to cure narcolepsy...just by walking into a room.
He's a lover, not a fighter...but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.
His personality is so magnetic...he is unable to carry credit cards.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He never says something tastes like chicken...not even chicken.
He could disarm you with his looks...or his hands. Either way.
He can speak French...in Russian.
The best spot might his shortest:
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