Micheal Jackson RIP

[club80]

....and he touched kids.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[Frau_Blucher]

Per CNN on the world-wide outpouring re Jackson:

"On the island of Cebu in the Philippines, 1,400 of the most hardened prisoners spent 10 hours perfecting a carefully choreographed 15-minute tribute to Jackson."

[enzfan]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>Per CNN on the world-wide outpouring re Jackson:

"On the island of Cebu in the Philippines, 1,400 of the most hardened prisoners spent 10 hours perfecting a carefully choreographed 15-minute tribute to Jackson."
[/quote]Did it involve 1399 of them dressing up as little boys?

[Spit]

Rest In Peace MJ.

[schwenko]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>The jokes about this are going to be outfuckingstanding. Can't wait to hear some. [:D]
[/quote]

sorry

http://screencrave.com/2009-06-26/micha ... rom-bruno/

ok try this

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-michae ... jokes.html

[Shacks Train]

Michael Jackson died last night in LA, Doctors report says he didnt go stiff untill they wheeled him past the childrens ward!

Michael Jackson has cancelled all of his upcoming dates. They were with James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

it has been decided michael jackson due to being 99% plastic will be cremated and turned in to lego so kids can play with him for a change

Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants her one wish. She thinks for a minute and says, ‘I wish all the children in the world to be safe’.

[Seeing Red Fan]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
1,400 of the most hardened prisoners [/quote]

[:D]

[tha_farfetch]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>Per CNN on the world-wide outpouring re Jackson:

"On the island of Cebu in the Philippines, 1,400 of the most hardened prisoners spent 10 hours perfecting a carefully choreographed 15-minute tribute to Jackson."
[/quote]

Yes, i saw that, it was quite amazing. I think Michael Jackson was the most popular and influential person ever that has come from the United States. He was popular in so many remote far unimaginable places. Every single person in the world knew who was Michael Jackson even in Moscow during the Cold War.

All this was earned by his unique talent and the beauty of his music. Michael Jackson, a true legend.

[Jefe]

[quote][i]Originally posted by schwenko[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>The jokes about this are going to be outfuckingstanding. Can't wait to hear some. [:D]
[/quote]

sorry

http://screencrave.com/2009-06-26/micha ... rom-bruno/

ok try this

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-michae ... jokes.html
[/quote]
Check out who posted in the comments of the second link.

[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>Per CNN on the world-wide outpouring re Jackson:

"On the island of Cebu in the Philippines, 1,400 of the most hardened prisoners spent 10 hours perfecting a carefully choreographed 15-minute tribute to Jackson."
[/quote]


Come on, how hardened could they be??? I mean, they're Philippinos.

[eight6]

So let me get this straight:

Dr. Murray, discovers Jackson "not breathing".

Begins to administer CPR...tries to phone 911, but there is as yet no phone service at the residence.

Even though Dr. Murray has just arrived, he can't recall the address of the house, so he can't tell 911 the address to respond to. Oh yeah, he had a cell phone on his person.

After an undetermined number of minutes go by, he finally finds a chef who can not only work a phone, but also knows the address of the residence.

Elapsed time: Approx. 30 minutes.



Dr Murray needs a better attorney. The one claiming to represent him was just interviewed on CNN, and tried to pass this shit off as plausible. Don't get me wrong, I couldn't care less about Jackson being dead, or the circumstances surrounding how he died...he was never an icon in my eyes.

What I am tired of is the non-stop stream of bullshit that has been spewed to prop up and protect somebody who shouldn't need it if you believe all the "glorificent" things that have been said about him in the past few days.

I think the person who warrants the most sympathy among the recently departed is Billy Mays...at least he wasn't a drug/alcohol abusing moron who had more than most could ever hope for, yet who still managed to fuck it up in the end.

[tha_farfetch]

The 70s, the wonderful years for Michael Jackson, the true talent, when there was no MTV pressure for mainstream videos and silly pop songs. It was all about talent and voice.

Michael Jackson - One Day in Your Life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzhn2pV1knI

[empyrean]

Who the hell is Michael Jackson????!!!!!!!!!

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[empyrean]

[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>Per CNN on the world-wide outpouring re Jackson:

"On the island of Cebu in the Philippines, 1,400 of the most hardened prisoners spent 10 hours perfecting a carefully choreographed 15-minute tribute to Jackson."
[/quote]


Come on, how hardened could they be??? I mean, they're Philippinos.



[/quote]

Although im one of those hardened prisoners just because i thought Colourfield is New Wave, i didnt participate on that stupid dance moves.

Id rather do the cindy Lauper She Bop move.

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[empyrean]

And now, Madonna wants to be Male and Black.

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