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by **Max Murdoc** » Tue May 11, 2010 1:33 am

Squirrel traps family in their home: Strongsville Police Blotter
By Sun News staff
May 06, 2010, 10:07AM

STRONGSVILLE

ANIMAL COMPLAINT, DRAKE ROAD: Residents called police because they were trapped in their home by a temperamental squirrel.

The squirrel was desperate to get in the house, according to the residents. The squirrel kept jumping at the garage door and would run at the residents any time they opened a door.

by **phillyidol** » Tue May 11, 2010 3:02 am

LOL! Its only a matter of time before I make it to the news.

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by **TragicMagic** » Wed May 19, 2010 1:34 pm

I'm back! Have been in thailand for 2.5 weeks.

they have crabs over there... now I definitely am I glad I don't have them :-)

by **Max Murdoc** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:05 am

This is just not right....I now have a squirrel problem. I was taking my groceries in the house and I placed a gallon of milk on the porch rail (more than wide enough to hold the gallon plastic jug). I then heard the familiar chirping noise that squirrels make and I looked up to see the damned squirrel sitting next to my milk. I tried waving him off and making threatening movements but that long tailed suburban rodent acted like I didn't exist. I reached down and gabbed a rock to throw at him and when I threw it he jumped forward and knocked my milk off the rail. HAIRY ASSED BASTARD RODENT! A whole gallon of whole milk wasted by a wayward freak of nature.

Philly, if you're ever near NE Ohio look me up and we'll go squirrel hunting.

by **SallyLightfoot** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:28 am

That's nothing. A squirrel once drove a flatbed loaded with burning hay straight through the 1st floor of my house. When I reached into the truck to wring his little neck, he flicked a cigarette butt in my eye! He then ignited a tiny jet-pack and flew off into the sky like Mighty Mouse. That last part was kinda cool.

Also: [i]I like peyote[/i].

by **phillyidol** » Thu May 20, 2010 8:33 am

Nice Sally LOl! And Max you are on! Now you know my pain. They are born in the very lowest project in hell.

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by **SallyLightfoot** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:32 am

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by **marie3** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:17 am

I NEED this book. [:p]

by **SallyLightfoot** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:10 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by marie3[/i]
<br>I NEED this book. [:p][/quote]I like how this is the SECOND EDITION.

by **phillyidol** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:18 am

OH MY GOD! I need this! It will be my very own squirrel Koran!

ok I just read some of what was on line. This guy has nothing on me. I have gone through far more. Maybe I will write a book. Mine squirrel Kampf.

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by **ghosty** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:20 am

Spiders don't bother me. If I find them I let them live because basically they're doing volunteer work on my behalf.

Squirrels are another issue entirely. They're like something out of a George Romero film. You have to shoot them in the head to kill them.

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by **TragicMagic** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:20 pm

they should make spiders look like squirrels and vice versa, then the choice of inflicting death would be much easier (for me).

Spider-Squirrel, Spider-Squirrel...

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