OHSTER

[Ohster]

I have to show up at bars because people do not beleive I exist. Not everyone hung out at the new wave bars in the late 80's early 90's. I'm known throughout the world. Just was banned from the City club chat board. People expect a WWF wrestler when I show up and I have the measurements of a hugo boss model! I would love a pr team to promote me, I keep telling people about the bars that I like. They do not like the fact that I like gothic bars. I like the music, thats why I go to them, all I do on my spare time is lisen to new wave music. I try and tell people that gothic bars and people are no different than someone big into county and western and wear cowboy hats and boots and listen to the music and go on the hayrides. I do not consider myself gothic but a waver which is a guy who is big into new wave. They should have two catagories, dark wave gothic and new wave for all the Simon Le Bon want to be's. It still falls under the same headline though for people that really don't give a shit. It was wavers and punk rockers in the 80's and I was the German Simon. No one ever will be able to repeat my greatness and as the big man to all wavers and dark wavers that want to matrix under me have fun! I have so many people that want to meet me, all they do is question my greatness and tell me they don't beleive my feats of strength. I only like talking to hot girls now because I'm not interesting in aurguing the fact that I was double jointed as a boy can pick men my weight over my head and was considered the scarriest man in the city of Windsor(I bred cobras phytons and every snake you could ever imagine. In Windsor girls wear headbands and chant almighty Bingo in tears at work . People don't know what to do with me. Gothic community has used me as an ascape to matrix under if your surrounded by everyday society and your alone. When surrounded always remember when in doubt I matrix under the almighty bingo ohster as my big man. Everyday society has circled me and are trying to screw the gothic community by trying to sweep me under the floor. I am currently touring the gothic bars promoting my electronica music (this is no gimmick) I'm back like Roy in blade runner, just imagine Roy as the maker though! You would not beleive all my stories, so I do not get mad when people think that I am a joke that a team designed. I am trying to get signed by stylus models in Toronto lets see if our PR team can land me a contract! Fuck the gothic community matrix under me and have fun, fun! That is what most people do, this is wear it gets out of hand again and I appear to be a joke. Theory upon theories are dicussed throughout the country on me. I have many generals under me, never go under one man accept me, I don't care get the big picture! I cannot control what thousands do! If a general asks you to do something you are unconfortable with tell him that Almighty Bingo said I could make my on laws to myself and well being! I exist and enough people know that, I may show up to your club in the summer time! Have fun! Do not call out for me please, thousands have. Put on a headband this summer or braid your hair or wear it in a ponytail and chant at work almighty Bingo is my guy! And when ever you are isolated you can revert to what you did before. One more time Almighty Bingo Ohster thor, I matrix under you!

[Rubbeet921]

HOO U???!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Rubbeet921]

Btw, that's how we say "HELLO" in Tagalog.