Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything)

[SwampThing]

The song "Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance To Anything)" by the Dead Milkman came to mind while I was reading another thread. I always thought it was a really funny song because at the time it came out I was working with 2 people who tried too hard to look like Robert Smith (and went to art school). Looking back I can see how the song might be offensive but the Dead Millmen were just a couple of clowns and I don't think they meant it. Any opinions?

You'll dance to anything [x4]

Oh, baby, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
How long'd it take to get that way
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes say you're poetic
The sad truth is you're just pathetic
Get into the groove just get out of my way
I came here to drink not to get laid
So why don't you just go on home
'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone

You'll dance to anything [x2]

Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
Cause you're just another boring bisexual
"I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party"
Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
80 points of I.Q. located within

Know what you are? You're a bunch of ...
Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags!
Choke on this you dance-a-teria types!

You'll dance to anything by The Communards
You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode
You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth
You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over here
with their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving your
cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!

You'll dance to anything!

[Frau_Blucher]

IMHO, Deak Milkmen are losers. They weren't funny. They'd didn't like anybody, from camaro-riding longhairs to bleach boys to "artf*gs". A 10-years-late "punk" band that didn't sing against the establishment at all but sure had a lot of opinions on people

[sirzap]

I have no problem with these guys goofing on a particular sub culture. Everybody is fair game IMHO. [B)]
They did a pretty good job with 'Bitchin Camaro' and their parody of the 80's LI's suburban slacker & rock cover band scene.

BTW: I still think '

[Polly]

I remember this song, heard it recently, it didn't get played on LIR back in the day because Denis MacNamara thought it would be too offensive to us (the listeners.) Too bad because I LOVED it. I knew quite a few art-fags copying that Cure look, I used to

[tglopez]

I guess one reason I liked the song is because my experince with a handful of people who fit the description in the song were very arrogant towards me. Even though we had some common ground (the music). And I'm wondering if they wrote the song as a reac

[Frau_Blucher]

You could be right Swampthing with the former assessment about their reaction being to the attitude rather than the music or the people in general. What you describe could definately happen, with people being obnoxiously tribal about their own tribe.