by birdmadgirl » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:40 am
When I was a beginning reporter at a small daily newspaper, one of my responsibilities was to run down to the police station each morning and get the police report. Most of the time, it was stuff like speeding, domestic violence, theft, etc. Nothing terribly exciting, but stuff that people in a small town absolutely HAD to know. We'd list the charge and give a brief description of what happened. If we ever left the report out, we got all kinds of calls because people were just dying to know what their neighbors had been up to.
One morning, I spent a long time trying to figure out how to word: Weirdo picked up at car wash for masturbating with vacuum. I ended up calling it indecent exposure and leaving it at that. It was a family newspaper in a little, uptight town. I didn't know what write.
I've always wondered about that guy. Those car wash vacuums are STRONG. And, the hoses are really big. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.....