A socialist, a wimpy professor and a separatist walk into a bar in Ottawa. The bartender looks at them and says...what, is this some kind of joke?
Yeah, there's nothing to laugh at in Canada right now. Dumbfucks.
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Canadian humour
by zill » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:51 am
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by wherewereuin82 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:02 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>Hey, I'm having a good laugh at the asshats who are actually backing this insanity. Could there be a bigger moron than Dion?
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
You have to know there's always a moron in training here.
<br>Hey, I'm having a good laugh at the asshats who are actually backing this insanity. Could there be a bigger moron than Dion?
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
You have to know there's always a moron in training here.
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by zill » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:15 am
Its been a brutal week... Vancouver, Montreal, Halifax and NY. Now I'm spending Friday night sitting in the airport lounge in Toronto surrounded by francophones and I can't help but think...the English conquered you bastards, give it up already. I'm really hating Quebec right now. How can Rae support this shit? Where has Ignatieff been all week? Are they fucking stupid to let Celine get away with this ill-thought scheme?
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by eight6 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:25 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>Its been a brutal week... Vancouver, Montreal, Halifax and NY. Now I'm spending Friday night sitting in the airport lounge in Toronto surrounded by francophones and I can't help but think...the English conquered you bastards, give it up already. I'm really hating Quebec right now. How can Rae support this shit? Where has Ignatieff been all week? Are they fucking stupid to let Celine get away with this ill-thought scheme?
[/quote]
LOL...Francophones in the airport. Is that anything like Germans on the beach?
Ignatieff is smart...no sense in getting splattered with the shit being hurled at the 3 Amigos.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
<br>Its been a brutal week... Vancouver, Montreal, Halifax and NY. Now I'm spending Friday night sitting in the airport lounge in Toronto surrounded by francophones and I can't help but think...the English conquered you bastards, give it up already. I'm really hating Quebec right now. How can Rae support this shit? Where has Ignatieff been all week? Are they fucking stupid to let Celine get away with this ill-thought scheme?
[/quote]
LOL...Francophones in the airport. Is that anything like Germans on the beach?
Ignatieff is smart...no sense in getting splattered with the shit being hurled at the 3 Amigos.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
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by eight6 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:26 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>Hey, I'm having a good laugh at the asshats who are actually backing this insanity. Could there be a bigger moron than Dion?
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
You have to know there's always a moron in training here.
[/quote]
He's the Wayne Gretzky of moronity.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>Hey, I'm having a good laugh at the asshats who are actually backing this insanity. Could there be a bigger moron than Dion?
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
You have to know there's always a moron in training here.
[/quote]
He's the Wayne Gretzky of moronity.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
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by wherewereuin82 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:50 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>Hey, I'm having a good laugh at the asshats who are actually backing this insanity. Could there be a bigger moron than Dion?
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
You have to know there's always a moron in training here.
[/quote]
He's the Wayne Gretzky of moronity.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
Oh, but to every Gretkzy there's a Tavares. Don't worry, it may take a few years, but he's there.
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>Hey, I'm having a good laugh at the asshats who are actually backing this insanity. Could there be a bigger moron than Dion?
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
You have to know there's always a moron in training here.
[/quote]
He's the Wayne Gretzky of moronity.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
Oh, but to every Gretkzy there's a Tavares. Don't worry, it may take a few years, but he's there.
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by zill » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:02 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>Its been a brutal week... Vancouver, Montreal, Halifax and NY. Now I'm spending Friday night sitting in the airport lounge in Toronto surrounded by francophones and I can't help but think...the English conquered you bastards, give it up already. I'm really hating Quebec right now. How can Rae support this shit? Where has Ignatieff been all week? Are they fucking stupid to let Celine get away with this ill-thought scheme?
[/quote]
LOL...Francophones in the airport. Is that anything like Germans on the beach?
Ignatieff is smart...no sense in getting splattered with the shit being hurled at the 3 Amigos.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
Yeah, but at least you find a topless German with a nice rack every now and then at the beach!
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>Its been a brutal week... Vancouver, Montreal, Halifax and NY. Now I'm spending Friday night sitting in the airport lounge in Toronto surrounded by francophones and I can't help but think...the English conquered you bastards, give it up already. I'm really hating Quebec right now. How can Rae support this shit? Where has Ignatieff been all week? Are they fucking stupid to let Celine get away with this ill-thought scheme?
[/quote]
LOL...Francophones in the airport. Is that anything like Germans on the beach?
Ignatieff is smart...no sense in getting splattered with the shit being hurled at the 3 Amigos.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
Yeah, but at least you find a topless German with a nice rack every now and then at the beach!
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by eight6 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:41 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>Its been a brutal week... Vancouver, Montreal, Halifax and NY. Now I'm spending Friday night sitting in the airport lounge in Toronto surrounded by francophones and I can't help but think...the English conquered you bastards, give it up already. I'm really hating Quebec right now. How can Rae support this shit? Where has Ignatieff been all week? Are they fucking stupid to let Celine get away with this ill-thought scheme?
[/quote]
LOL...Francophones in the airport. Is that anything like Germans on the beach?
Ignatieff is smart...no sense in getting splattered with the shit being hurled at the 3 Amigos.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
Yeah, but at least you find a topless German with a nice rack every now and then at the beach!
[/quote]
I see on the news the rumor is that Dion will resign before the end of the year. Don't toy with me Stephane!
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>Its been a brutal week... Vancouver, Montreal, Halifax and NY. Now I'm spending Friday night sitting in the airport lounge in Toronto surrounded by francophones and I can't help but think...the English conquered you bastards, give it up already. I'm really hating Quebec right now. How can Rae support this shit? Where has Ignatieff been all week? Are they fucking stupid to let Celine get away with this ill-thought scheme?
[/quote]
LOL...Francophones in the airport. Is that anything like Germans on the beach?
Ignatieff is smart...no sense in getting splattered with the shit being hurled at the 3 Amigos.
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
[/quote]
Yeah, but at least you find a topless German with a nice rack every now and then at the beach!
[/quote]
I see on the news the rumor is that Dion will resign before the end of the year. Don't toy with me Stephane!
[b] Canada: the world's newest banana republic. [/b]
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