Bodily /Sexual Functions in New Wave Songs

[scramjet]

"I stain my sheets" from Violent Femme's "Blister in the Sun".

"He gives me head" from the Damned's "Jet Boy Jet Girl".

"Ricky's Hand" by Fad Gadget mentions unzipping, being sick and nose picking.

[ExRat]

There are also too many songs about 'blood' to count.

[ExRat]

"Why'd Ya Do It" by Marianne Faithfull.

When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak,
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash ?
Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock ?
Oh, do me a favour, don't put me in the dock.
Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your tools,
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools.
Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore,
'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the
poor.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch ?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch ?
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid.
Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh,
You just tore all our kisses right in half!
Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said
Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch.
The whole room was swirling,
Her lips were still curling.

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said,
Why'd you do what you did ?
Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather.
Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did ...
Ah, I feel better now.

[design_femme]

Echo & The Bunnymen, "With A Hip":

With your head in the clouds
And your trousers undone
Gonna shit on the carpet
Just like everyone

[Rubbeet921]

...and who would ever misconstrue this awesome song?

Moving forward using all my breath
Making love to you was never second best
I saw the world thrashing all around your face
Never really knowing it was always mesh and lace

I'll stop the world and melt with you
You've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time
There's nothing you and I won't do
I'll stop the world and melt with you

... I could hear you guys singing! [:p][8D]

[n/a5]

A few from the Pogues:

Rain Street - "Father's Joe's got the clap..."

Hell's Ditch - "Black Dildo, Black Hello..."

The Old Main Drag - (1) "I was picked on by the coppers and kicked in the balls..." (2) "With dribble and vomit and shout..." "(3)I have been spat on and shat on and raped and abused..."

Down All The Days - "drink stout through me nose"

Boat Train - " I puked up on the gangway..."

The Sick Bed of Old Cuchulian - "I took you up to midnight mass and left you in the lurch so you dropped a button in the plate and spewed uo in the church..."

[enzfan]

how about fred schneider & the shake society--monster

"there's a monster in my pants and it does a nasty dance when it moves in and out everybody starts to shout"

pretty much to the point i think

[KYYX4ever]

I always liked the line from Hilary's none-too-subtle "Drop Your Pants" that goes:

"You play the cymbal on my fanny"
it's kind of stupid but it's so tongue-in-cheek (uh oh, that's gotta be a pun)and cute I can't help it.[:I]

[MonkeyTrousers]

Vanity 6: "Wet Dream", "Nasty Girl", "Sex Shooter" (V6 version released on many Prince bootlegs), "Vibrator"(again boot),"Sugar Walls" (written by Prince, performed by Sheena Easton - I know she's not "new wave")
and countless other songs by Prince, The Time & Vanity 6/Appolonia 6
that were fathered by Prince.

[golfer]

Splodgenessabounds....Michael Booth's Talking Bum

[n/a5]

This one is gruesome. My warnings and apoplogies to the easily offended!

D Day - To Young to Date

Got to know this guy and his name was Michael
He just told me about my menstrual cycle
The blood on his fingers wasn't from a cut
Maybe some day I will be a teenage slut

[i_like_lectric_motors]

"I guess I really fooled you all, I was
using my thumb, The truth of the matter is, I can't come"

The Snivelling Shits

[n/a5]

It came up again in the NNNW page...so I think it could use a refesh and revisit

[hutter]

Hustle with my muscle - by that guy with the huge hair hard-on.

"Never give a sucker an even break, or smarten up a chump" W.C. Fields

[WolverineSyr]

Probably the most vile song ever recorded - Karen Finley's Tales of Taboo goes into great detail about stuffing her vagina with waffles, taking a dump on someone, having sex with her grandmother, and any number of other sexual acts. It has to be heard to be believed.