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by **dowjonesfan** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:25 pm

Jellyfish -- "He's My Best Friend"

Includes such subtleties as "My hand's a five-leaf clover/It's palm Sunday over and over"

by **DevoManiac101** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 1:58 am

I guess you can go with "John Wayne Is Big Leggy" kinda has something to do with "beating-off" i guess, also one of my favorites that no one has yet to mention "Pussy Stew" by Killer Pussy b-side of Pocket Pool, not a very popular song but a classic

by **LadyLazarus** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 5:58 am

Awww no fair, so much wanking going on, there's none left for me! [:D]
Except this you missed out, having one off the wrist in a Philip K. Dick plagiarised short (lol):
Tubeway Army's Every Day I Die.
Amazing how many brilliant songs are dedicated to w

by **randy** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 1:42 pm

Shel Silverstein----I Love My Right Hand. A classic.

by **Jimbo L** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:44 am

New kid on the block here. Glad to meet ya!

"Tonight I Fancy Myself"--Beautiful South
"(Get a) Grip (On Yourself)"--Stranglers
"Get a Grip"--Semisonic (great song!)

by **jaybag** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:01 pm

I've never seen verification on this, but how about "Once In A Lifetime" by Talking Heads? The lyrics seem to suggest it's all one big fantasy, and at the end after repeating "Same as it ever was" a few times, Byrne says "And look where my hand was" (whi

by **tikibars** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:38 am

Most people don't realize that Safety Dance by Men Without Hats is an ode to the wank - promoting self love as a Safe alternative to screwing in the initial age of AIDS hysteria. Substitute your favorite word for self-love every time they sing the word '

by **scramjet** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:44 am

How did The English Beat's not-terribly-subtle "Hit It" get missed? Some lyrics:

Autoerotic, really could not be in better hands...

Relax and hand it to yourself...

by **koolaid** » Sun May 02, 2004 1:02 pm

[quote]Originally posted by LadyLazarus
[br]Awww no fair, so much wanking going on, there's none left for me! [:D]
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by **fritzb** » Tue May 25, 2004 12:09 pm

Pork Dukes - Telephone Masterbator

Definitely the least subtle song on the subject. Got'em banned in Britain! [:p]

by **tory** » Tue May 25, 2004 5:37 pm

In 1982 the New Zealand band the Swingers had a No1 hit here in Oz called "Counting the Beat" that was obviously an elegy to what the great Barry Humphries (aka Edna Everage) would call exercising the ferret. The interesting thing is that nigh on 20 year

by **devildog** » Wed May 26, 2004 6:18 am

How about "The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston. It always sounded to me that this song is an ode to "loving yourself" in any capacity. It also stinks by the way![xx(]

by **wallofboingo** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:39 am

How's about:

"Nasty Habits" by Oingo Boingo

"Do you like to romp and play by yourself when they're away, Nasty Habits!"

"Praying Hands" by Devo

"Well the left hand's diddling, while the right hand goes to work!"

by **oneno** » Thu May 27, 2004 10:47 am

Beating around the bush- by the circle jerks. I wouldn't want to be there though.

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