by djcraig » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:56 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by SomebodySomewhere[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by eight6[/i]
I've spent a while watching the collection of Toyah videos available on Youtube. First, let me say, I'll need therapy: a lot of therapy. Secondly, every song sucks, WTF!!! She can't dance, although she can squirm like a worm on a hook. Her singing is finger nails on a chalkboard irritating, and the songs seem totally devoid of any sign of a hook, except of course the one Toyah is squirming on.
This one is excruciatingly bad.[/quote]
Agreed that her/their music is perfectly dreadful, but nothing -- I repeat -- nothing will ever top "Thunder in the Mountains" in the "How Did This Even Get Released, Let Alone Become a Top 5 U.K. Hit?" department. The sad thing is, they actually had her working with pro songwriters for her 1985 album -- and the singles STILL sucked.
Why would anyone listen to this crap when Siouxsie and the Banshees did it all so much better (and with good songs to boot)?
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You know, I had listened to quite a few of those abominations, but couldn't remember what "Thunder In The Mountains" sounded like,(no doubt a big plus for me) so I took the bait and went back to listen again. I owe you a swift kick to the nuts for that...
Again, the horse was the star performer in the video, but like you I'm puzzled that with the incredible wealth of talent that flowed from the U.K. during that period, why anyone could possibly see talent in Toyah. Couldn't sing, couldn't dance...simply a passable piece of eye candy for someone at Safari to plow.
We may need to run a poll to establish which song is worse; "It's a Mystery" or "Thunder In The Mountains".
I keep trying to be fair, so I watched a couple of additional videos and came across this:
If this is the result of years of honing one's craft, there wasn't much to hone in the first place, which was my original supposition.
Shit video: looks like an evening at a Chinese food restaurant gone awry.
[/quote]Thanks for the ear rape, Eight Six. I have yet to make it all the way through a Toyah video without hitting the stop button. You'd think that, as long as she's been around, the sheer odds would dictate that she'd have at least ONE listenable song by now. Or at least one that didn't completely suck.
PS The above statement in no way changes my status as the #2 Toyah fan on NWO.
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